"There I was, in front, no one could keep up, not even Mavis this time on one of those new hybrid scooters when bang!.... I blew the front left, crashed through the barrier and down the embankment. So close I could taste victory."
Well of course I'm in the gutter, that chick from caption comp 130 was using the pavement, and I mean ALL the pavement. Even her dog couldn't walk beside her.
ok, i'm gonna call this one. props to red and mikey s, but jaybee wins with- Auntie Masie's "Journey to the Centre of the Earth" didn't start well at all.
(that wasnt a caption entry)
