OK everybody, this dude has the best photos and vids ever and WHERE are the green thumbs???
Windsurfer on an ELEPHANT, for ####'s sake!
In my inebriated opinion, we should put him in change of the whole caption contest $h!t, see how it goes for awhile...
Dude, are you SURE you're a windsurfer and not some alien genius with a giant brain who lives on a flying saucer?
Just askin.
"I have the brain of a windsurfer...but I cannot plane!
I...CANNOT...PLAAAAAAANE
...is it the shape of my saucer?"
