Have a look at
surfingsports.com/super_freaky_fish/index.html Certainly makes you wonder why you would spend more than $100 for a brand new board

. Good for a backup board hahahahha
Jeff Henderson from hotsails maui made it,
http://www.hotsailsmaui.net/forum/viewtopic.php?id=318 this is him talking about it.
Well at least you would have to worry about vent plug, damaging the paint to much, eating reef, denting it.....