have heard lately of many people being affected by the dreaded erectile dysfunction.

my friend with plenty of spare cash to throw around has been for as long as i can remember a regular visitor to the ladies of the night.

at nearly 45, he still thinks getting bone hard should not be a problem. however he has stopped his once per month visits now as his flopiness does not allow him the gratification his body so dearly craves.

he is thinking his many daily sporting pursuits may have contributed to his flopiness,due to lack of energy left in his body after a long days sailing as an example.

i here its now getting so bad that he struggles to even perform for himself.

have a theory that these couch potatoe office workers, with very little muscle definition, have all the muscle where it counts when bedtime arrives.this saving up of energy in work hours can then be released for more pleasureable activities later in the day.

perhaps this forum, with many fit sailors/sports lovers will share the same problem.

i wonder if its something they are putting in the food/water as part of a de/population breeding agenda.

any tips on a potetial cure for the dreaded flops.

two paddle pop sticks and some insulation tape...?

ka43 said...

Now Petermac, who is this mysterious "friend" you speak of??

...asks the 'therapist'!

good call ka43

Well that's a good message from "Hardie"

hardie said...
... then viagra

I suspect Hardie is not one to play billiard with a rope...

I looked at the title of this thread and thought "More spammers".
Then I saw who posted it and thought it must be a clever way of describing some sail rigging problem!

Windxtasy said...

I looked at the title of this thread and thought "More spammers".
Then I saw who posted it and thought it must be a clever way of describing some sail rigging problem!

Having a RDM when one needs a SDM is definitely a problem with the rigging.

I was going to suggest that you post this question on the kiting forum, but then I thought better of it.

You could try some of that HTFU that I often see referred to on this forum.
I'm not sure if it's meant to be used only by royalty though, because the comment is usually "HTFU princess."
But at least you could look into it.
(rate how useful this advice has been. 1 = entirely useless, 10 = really really useful)

Pugwash said...

Try some steak

Geez! What do you do with that? Slap it around a bit?

ok, did that.

pweedas said...

Pugwash said...

Try some steak

Geez! What do you do with that? Slap it around a bit?

Maybe... www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=59039

Gorgo said...


Kiters don't have this problem. Just a few pumps and everything gets blown up the way it should.

hahahahaaaa....
yeah but a little peck and everything deflates....

(Not critising my kind tho!!!)