And don't you love the way it's always a Great White. With the recent attack on the scuba diver the first report said he thought it was a White, then every report after that it WAS a White. But the best bit was, wait for it, he said he spent two minutes inside the sharks mouth without his scuba gear (they were fully underwater). And ... actually this is the best bit ... I never heard anyone question it.
Perhaps his injuries were really from falling off his pushbike, but he didn't think New Idea would want that story