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LeeD.
LeeD.
WA
8 posts
WA, 8 posts
30 May 2006 2:28pm
Fellow windsurfers,

I couldnt help but notice some animosity towards my arrival to seabreeze in my previous post.
To help quell this situation, i thought i would share a few examples of the vast knowledge i have in surfing, windsurfing, kitesurfing, sailing, and everything else.

Hope this quiets the critics...

One of my personal favourites:
www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=1629&t=20021013142058
I have vast local WA Knowledge:
www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=3801&t=200410151328
My wealth of knowledge:
www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=1481&t=20028714836
This includes reference to my favourite care, the Honda Civic:
www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=1782&t=2002112634947
I surf aswell:
www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=3858&t=200411219955
and others:
http://www.star-board.com/Forum/starbulletin/read.asp?ID=4059&t=20041231121323
LeeD.
LeeD.
WA
8 posts
WA, 8 posts
30 May 2006 2:28pm
PS GO BERKLEY
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
30 May 2006 4:23pm
In the words of a famous Australian rock group.

"ego is not a dirty word"
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
30 May 2006 4:55pm
Wow, my favourite care is making sure my fin's on tight before a big session

You must be so hardcore LeeD, posting about how great your other posts were. I can see the critics putting their collective tails between their legs as we speak.
Haircut 4000
Haircut 4000
QLD
340 posts
QLD, 340 posts
30 May 2006 7:03pm
all the posts are from 2004 and earlier. The real LeeD has probably moved to the dark side by now, and is giving advice on the kiting forums
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
30 May 2006 5:57pm
**** man, you are a ****ing legend, keep up the good work
FilthyAmatuer
FilthyAmatuer
WA
877 posts
WA, 877 posts
30 May 2006 5:58pm
ahh, sorry about the overly excessive use of proffanities, but i just cant emphasize enough how cool you are
eastie
eastie
WA
43 posts
WA, 43 posts
30 May 2006 9:02pm
Hi Everyone
I just think that having a board of the right width is really important. An inch or two here or there can really make all the difference. Even for what my girlfriend rides.
Please, i've actually seen real live video action of these things in the real world, and also not.
My favourite technique for selecting the right board and sail for the conditions is to first get the width of the board right. Remember we sail from the water up.
Then i choose a sail that matches the volume of the board. Now be wary here, because if there is a double concave, you will need on average a .2 increase in force, remembering also that the force exerted on a sail is the square of the wind speed. I also factor the sail size taking into account the angle i wish to sail on that day, as well as a tweak of what i call "The Touch of the Eastie". Some people think this is just me guessing something, but really with my experience i just can't ignore myself.
I don't expect that most of you could follow this, but trust me, it really works.
Just my opinion really, take it or leave it, but everything i have said above validates that my opinion is right.
If you disagree, fine, go ahead, make your posts but just keep in mind the fact that what i have said is right.
I know a lot of pro's on the circuit, and they respect my opinion. We often have considered and cafeul professional exchanges. I even know of some pro windsurfers.
now if you excuse me, there is a rumour that there was water once on Mars, and i've recently developed a new technology for sails powered by solar flares from one of my recycled sails for the 80's, so the don't be surprised if you next hear of me as being the first man to windsurf on mars. After all, i did discover the sport. And mars too.
X-man
X-man
WA
325 posts
WA, 325 posts
30 May 2006 10:17pm
"**** im good just ask me"!! Why do you want so much to be noticed? What have you got to prove?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
31 May 2006 3:31am
Still think this person is just trolling and not the original LeeD.

Givem the credability they deserve and ignore (even if it is the original)

Alby

Respect is earned on the water not on the forums
People respect my sailing
and try to avoid sailing near me
whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
31 May 2006 5:47am
I respect LeeD and I don't know why you all don't. He is possibly the greatest human being ever existed, if he wanted to, he could get any girl he wanted, beat any man in a fight and of course win any windsurfing (or any other sporting event) in the world. He just chooses not too that's all.

I bet that when he sh!ts that it comes out gold, he pisses wine and can walk on water. GOD almighty looks to LeeD when he has a problem.

I respect that oh mighty one.

qwerty
qwerty
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
31 May 2006 6:00am
I think Whyner IS LeeD. And has been all this time.
whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
31 May 2006 6:13am
I wish I was qwerty, I really do, but in relation to LeeD's presence, I am just a mere mortal, a grain of sand, 1 hundred and thousand in almongst the hundreds and thousands.

LeeD should approve all board shapes before they start getting produced, approve all windsurfers before they can start windsurfing, approve locations for windsurfing to make sure that they are hardcore enough.

He should approve each post on this forum to make sure that the information in it is correct.
fotzen
fotzen
17 posts
17 posts
31 May 2006 6:27am
i think some where down the line this whyner character has had a rectum splitting affair with his almighty god "LEED."
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
31 May 2006 6:49am
I think LeeD is the perfect sacrifice to the windgods.....i already smell burning flesh yum yum
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
31 May 2006 8:45am
Didn't the dead seal burn hot enough?
RAL INN
RAL INN
SA
2898 posts
SA, 2898 posts
31 May 2006 8:55am
I must be an idiot, i clicked on one of those links.

I particularly liked this passage.....

quote:
" Don't you guys sail wave boards? I do.......LeeD"


Dolman Lee , you are full of ****.

Overflowing in fact.
From Oakland all the way down to Gate and beyond.

You waste people's time and valuable resource cluttering up useful
forums with your inane "ramblings" and ignorant insults.

You sit there and toss off thinking you know more about everything
than anyone - and shoving it down our throats- yet when a modest
guy like Ty rocks in and makes a well informed pro (yet equally humble )
comment, you spray him and others with your head up your ass ASSUMPTIONS..

And then expect him to waste his time arguing with you to establish his cred ?
Hello ? Do you know who that guy is...Obviously NOT.

Yet his achievements in his few short years
would take your lifetime out in straight heats.

Yes, you’re welcome ANYTIME to post your wave results.
Or a photo of you shredding anything that you consider decent.
Please, convince us of your historical feats !

There is no room and no tolerance for poor forum behavior.

An apology and retraction due there for sure,
to Ty and forum users in general.

And a change in your attitude.

In line, or offline. No option.

If ever there is an example (there are MANY)
why you should be banned from Forums
as THE definitive waste of space - this is it !!

You had your life. Don’t mess with ours.

"See the picture" you say ? Indeed !

Don’t see your name anytime on no honor role at da hui.

But believe it was written clearly on that post at Berkeley,
(rather than the rocks at "Yards)
clear as day, it read :

" Dolman Lee - Loser - Never Was "




from From all LeeD sufferers ( )




Now! to more important matters.

How does a seal Burn?
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
31 May 2006 9:43am
or equally as important, what happens when you blow a seal
X-man
X-man
WA
325 posts
WA, 325 posts
31 May 2006 9:48am
LeeD. get a life, a girlfriend and probably learn windsurfing !
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
31 May 2006 2:39pm
How does one spell "Berkley", or is it "Berkeley". The real LeeD is beyond spelling mistakes, surely!
nutbag
nutbag
154 posts
154 posts
1 Jun 2006 6:39am
I think there should be a new windsurfing move called "the LeeD".

Steps:
1) Be fully planing
2) Bear off the wind about 30 degrees
3) Take your front hand off the boom.
4) Start fisting your own anal passage

Personally I won't be practicing this move. But good luck.
peto
peto
NSW
406 posts
NSW, 406 posts
1 Jun 2006 2:48pm
Im pretty sure I saw qwerty pull the last part of that manouvre on the fishos dance floor at the nationals.
racycoot
racycoot
WA
315 posts
WA, 315 posts
1 Jun 2006 12:56pm
quote:
Originally posted by nutbag

I think there should be a new windsurfing move called "the LeeD".

Steps:
1) Be fully planing
2) Bear off the wind about 30 degrees
3) Take your front hand off the boom.
4) Start fisting your own anal passage

Personally I won't be practicing this move. But good luck.



Laughing my ass off!

props also to eastie. loved it up to the last paragraph. word.
whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
1 Jun 2006 4:29pm
Advice please LeeD.

Saturday looks like it will be 30-40 knots and mast high. Is it worth going out or should I wait until the waves are triple mast?
Donk
Donk
NSW
390 posts
NSW, 390 posts
1 Jun 2006 5:23pm
Hey Whyner I might still get one last sail in B4 the Mrs drops her bundle! and Peto I think qwerty is gay too.
whyner
whyner
NSW
762 posts
NSW, 762 posts
1 Jun 2006 7:12pm
Hey good luck with it all Donk, let we know when the mini donk arrives.

PS I thought that it was a known fact about qwerty's sexual preference. He is the only gay in the village.
qwerty
qwerty
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
2 Jun 2006 7:13am
Thats not what all of your mums said. They fight over me all the time.
Peto, you better be coming down to the secret spot in 2 weeks time. Don't give me your "I've gotta see if I'm working" sh1t! It's going to crank. It'll be nice practice this weekend with 45 knots and 6m swell.
peto
peto
NSW
406 posts
NSW, 406 posts
2 Jun 2006 8:42am
Im worken
qwerty
qwerty
NSW
807 posts
NSW, 807 posts
2 Jun 2006 9:03am
Then you really are the only gay in the village
peto
peto
NSW
406 posts
NSW, 406 posts
2 Jun 2006 10:38am
Qwertz, just concentrate on the wind that is coming 2moro.
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