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Revhead

ACT

372 posts

Revhead

ACT, 372 posts

5 Sep 2007 3:19pm

This moron reckons you can listen to his 'soundtrack' and windsurf better.

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nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

5 Sep 2007 1:29pm

From the listing:
One has ocean sounds and the other is the silent ultrasonic track.

On the silent ultrasonic track you will not hear anything. It is completely silent so you can use it for silent subliminal programming in any setting!

Not surprising, MP3 encoding throws away anything that's outside of the range of human hearing... the power of placebos never cease to amaze me

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

5 Sep 2007 1:32pm

He he he...

"One has ocean sounds and the other is the silent ultrasonic track" .

"On the silent ultrasonic track you will not hear anything. It is completely silent so you can use it for silent subliminal programming in any setting!"

What a bargain... a silent MP3! Silence has to be worth MILLIONS!

Hello darkness, my old friend,
Ive come to talk with you again,
Because a vision softly creeping,
Left its seeds while I was sleeping,
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence.

I think we should pass the hat around and get a copy to share

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

5 Sep 2007 1:34pm

quote:
Originally posted by nebbian

From the listing:
One has ocean sounds and the other is the silent ultrasonic track.

On the silent ultrasonic track you will not hear anything. It is completely silent so you can use it for silent subliminal programming in any setting!

Not surprising, MP3 encoding throws away anything that's outside of the range of human hearing... the power of placebos never cease to amaze me

Ha ha nebs, we pulled out the same lines

but you beat me on the posting[}:)]

555

892 posts

555

892 posts

5 Sep 2007 1:50pm

BECOME THE CHANGE, NOW, USING THIS AMAZING NEW AUDIO TECHNOLOGY!

Says a lot really.. that's not even good england! How will I know once become the change I am? Will I be become back the change able again to?

NLP does work, but if they can't even get their advertising right, what are the chances that the subliminal programming will accidentally convert us to kitesurfing??

That reminds me:

Officials in China are apparently going through the menus of restaurants in Beijing in the lead up to the olympics to tidy up any dodgy "chinglish" phrases that are in there.

My favorites from the article were 'virgin chicken' and 'steamed crap'.

Mmmm. tasty!

MikeyS

VIC

1509 posts

MikeyS

VIC, 1509 posts

5 Sep 2007 3:52pm

quote:
Originally posted by Pugwash

He he he...

I think we should pass the hat around and get a copy to share

Hey, Pugs. For half a slab and medium pizza, I guarantee to send you a ~~pair of ear plugs~~ special audio device that will give you hours of ocean sounds every time you go to the beach when worn in the "out of ear" position, and hours of silent subliminal ultrasonics when worn in the "in ear" position.
Be quick, this product won't last!!!
Capricciosa and Boags, thanks.

nebbian

6277 posts

nebbian

WA, 6277 posts

5 Sep 2007 1:55pm

quote:
Originally posted by Pugwash
Ha ha nebs, we pulled out the same lines but you beat me on the posting[}:)]

That is f'n freaky! I thought you'd seen my post then added quotes, but then I couldn't figure out how you'd typed the rest of the lyrics in 2 minutes...

Great minds think that fools seldom differ.

Pugwash

7733 posts

Pugwash

WA, 7733 posts

5 Sep 2007 2:09pm

That is a very kind offer Mikey... I was in VIC briefly on Sunday and will be back in about 6 weeks. So that your pizza is piping HOT and your beer icy COLD, I think it is best that I deliver it personally in exchange for your special audio device

BTW, Boags is no longer Tassie's best beer

Mmmmmm Moo Brew

I attempted to empty all of Tasmania of this beer

Sadly, I failed

nebs, I had to google to get those words

I'd still be typing now if I'd typed 'em

Revhead

ACT

372 posts

Revhead

ACT, 372 posts

6 Sep 2007 12:43pm

Perhaps this brilliance of a person shining light should release a fast typing version, and then listen to an England version, and how to get laughed at version just for itself

NotWal

QLD

7436 posts

NotWal

QLD, 7436 posts

6 Sep 2007 2:08pm

just the thing to listen to while sitting under my pyramid bathed in the emanations of my amethyst crystals sitting on my feng shui compliant bed of magnets while i send off emails to nigeria.

Soon riches and happiness are belong to me.

Leech

1933 posts

Leech

WA, 1933 posts

6 Sep 2007 12:54pm

1257 sales and 99.9% feedback. Maybe the jokes on us

Love the most recent feedback comment: SUBLIMINAL DEEP SLEEP CD-END INSOMNIA CURE-SLEEPING AID "Didn't work for fore me, may work for others".

Feel sorry for the guy, he's probably desperate to cure insomnia, will try anything.

knot board

QLD

1241 posts

knot board

QLD, 1241 posts

6 Sep 2007 3:26pm

quote:
Originally posted by Leech

1257 sales and 99.9% feedback. Maybe the jokes on us

The joke certainly is on us, 1200 sales at $9 makes him more than US$10,000 richer. Just for selling silence with no overheads, not even postage. The guy is pure genius!

BTW, did you notice the guy who bought DOWNLOAD-SUBLIMINAL PENIS ENLARGEMENT-SMALL BIGGER SIZE (#130146595155), Must have worked because he left positive feedback !!!

TelecomGreg

QLD

94 posts

TelecomGreg

QLD, 94 posts

6 Sep 2007 3:29pm

I get insomnia but try not to loose to much sleep over it!!!

555

892 posts

555

892 posts

6 Sep 2007 1:56pm

He should do a subliminal cure for amnesia.. probably wouldn't get much feedback though..

Maybe a cure for Alzheimers is a better idea - they'd keep buying a new copy every few days!

decrepit

12885 posts

decrepit

WA, 12885 posts

6 Sep 2007 2:04pm

Hey I get amnesia but try to forget about it.

frant

VIC

1230 posts

frant

VIC, 1230 posts

6 Sep 2007 4:07pm

What a bunch of cynics. IT WORKS! when I go windsurfing I hear the sound of the ocean, I hear absolutely nothing in the ultrasonic sound spectrum (could be silent for all I know) and my windsurfing is slowly getting better. QED.

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