When I windsurf what I think about depends on what type of windsurfing I'm doing and who I'm with, let's take a more solo approach and look at wavesailing: When sailing out, it's what swell or waves are coming in, is it safe to grovel out, is it possible to get on the plane, once planing it's looking for swell lines for wave riding and when I should turn, or if I got speed and want to jump, looking for the right steepness of a wave, hit it, try and control the aerial part, try and land to plane away..... On the way in, with a ridable piece of swell it's looking for the right point to charge down the line, looking for lips to smack, or avoid, depending on how big the waves, and or how badly I'm sailing.........And then either feeling very pleased with myself and sensing a euphoric feeling or pissed off with myself for stuffing up........... Yes to respond to you, I'm also bored!!!!!!!

If I've got a cold beer in my car fridge, that, or rum when I get home
Or just hoping Troppo doesn't land on my head.

This could hurt

is there anything else to think about other than boobies? call me stupid, but why else do you think I sail at MIami beach all the time...

I always have a word that I say over and over in my head and sometimes I say it out loud. Its always a different word and usually a wierd word. I say the word forwards, backwards, split it up and in different accents. For example Babooshka, collywobble, dohecahedron or anussudaec. One word per session and its always a funky word I heard during the day. Other times I may have the last song I heard in the car when I rock up in the carpark. Its a very strange practice but its true and only one other person I know does this. Kelly Slater talked about how he does this in his Black And White video.

sex and crayfish

did i lock my car?

where did i hide my key?

The usual thoughts going through my head are:

"You Fu***ng imbecile", every time a stuff up a gybe, so more often than not.
why is it you seem to stuff up more when you have mates around? When no one you know is around you can gybe like a champ

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"I should have rigged bigger", for some reason I always get sucked in on the beach and rig one sail too small.

When I do get it right, the thought is a simple word "Waaaahooooo!"

I am usually sailing along wondering why I keep bothering with the river. Then I remind myself that it is close and all my mates go there. Apart from that it is 'where are the shallow bits'. Then I am usually berating myself for not getting the last gybe or tack perfect. There's not really time for much else.

"Why is everyone else going so slow?"

Recently, it has been where the f%$k did all this weed come from!!!!!

Just to stir....

I wish i was kitesurfing!!!

'There ain't nuthin like a Crown, for picken 'em up and puttin 'em down'

That jingle drives me up the wall but I can't stop singing it!!!

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I'm thinkin "Heres Robby Dunkerbeck an the crowds goin WILD" just before the chupata chat chatter of Vando comin up from behind. Then I'm thinkin "No! heres Anders goin fer a classy lay down".... stuff like that or thinkin about girls and singin "Down on the beaches lookin at the peaches Da doo du, Da Daa da du du". Either that or "This rigs kn tuggy. Is this mast too stiff or do I need more down haul?". or "JESUS, nearly killed m'self then", or "One more go at a push tack an then I'm Really goin home", or "wonder what it'd be like to windsurf all the way to New Zealand?" or "Do penguins dream of flying and do whales dream of running with the wolves?" or "Why CANT you divide by zero if you want to?" and always "Hold the board flat you dork"...all that n more

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Originally posted by MjEaster

Jesus NotWal im surprised you can sail at all with all that going through your head

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When was a Banana Bender ever appointed Savior of the world
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