Greenie,
I'm trying to think of something outrageously funny to respond with, but have come up blank, been working too hard

, work is not good for the middleaged windsurfer, now that really stuffs your eyes up

Aim for retirement by age 45, or you'll end up going blind like me

, Although, Me's been told it's not all the work and windsurfing I have done in the past that has sent me blind but another extraneous activity that is too private and embarrassment to mention on this forum

, I thought 3 times a day was normal

, "stop that or you'll go blind", I was told, it's funny how you never listen to what's good for you till it's too late

, maybe you got the same problem as me Greenie

, and your tryin to fool everyone about the sunglasses and the sun and the salt water red herrings in the eyes stuff, c'mon mate, you need to own up to this stuff, I know how embarrassment this stuff is to talk about
Declare yourself GreenieBTW, I use prescription sunglasses with a good wrap around your head device.
Hardie (Board Butcher)