I've just been dutily informed by a recently joined member of the 40kt Club that members of the Snail Club such as myself, must keep a distance of at least 50 metres clear when rigging before a session, we must not acknowledge we know each other in public, and I must be at least 200 metres clear of him when out on the water, and any form of verbal speech with him is no longer allowed


Well at least it hasn't got to his head