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blackattack
blackattack
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18 Dec 2014 11:36am
I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.




sausage
sausage
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18 Dec 2014 11:40am
Nacho Libre
"El Barto, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. Just for fun."
mkseven
mkseven
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18 Dec 2014 12:30pm
If you're inclined to give oral sex to a jellyfish get a face sock that fisherpeople wear, they are great but you look a little bit more terrorist & a little less gimp.
blackattack
blackattack
QLD
361 posts
QLD, 361 posts
18 Dec 2014 1:24pm
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!
bc
bc
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bc bc
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18 Dec 2014 2:42pm
blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!


Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.
Alewi62
Alewi62
QLD
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18 Dec 2014 5:41pm
blackattack said..
I need one of these! copped a massive jelly blubber to the face on Sunday!

Simon can you order some in.





eBay is the place to get them. You can get awesome patterns too.
Richiefish
Richiefish
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18 Dec 2014 8:13pm




blackattack said..

My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



You're scaring me already !!!
brynoz
brynoz
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18 Dec 2014 9:53pm
Smearing you face in Vegemite or Vas will definatly maybe work also.
Haggar
Haggar
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18 Dec 2014 10:30pm
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please
Magnus8
Magnus8
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18 Dec 2014 11:45pm
Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


Booya
Alewi62
Alewi62
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158 posts
QLD, 158 posts
19 Dec 2014 9:21am
Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.
66WSF
66WSF
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420 posts
QLD, 420 posts
19 Dec 2014 9:50am
Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!









blackattack
blackattack
QLD
361 posts
QLD, 361 posts
19 Dec 2014 10:01am
AUS729 said..
Found these on line and have ordered 100.

See Simon at BC if you want one, only $200 each - BARGAIN !!











Would clearly make the sport more appealing to the fairer sex.
Haggar
Haggar
QLD
1670 posts
QLD, 1670 posts
19 Dec 2014 11:48am
alewi62 said...
Haggar said..
Anne can you order a dozen for the team please


They would have to be Viking appropriate.


...... just add horns
NotWal
NotWal
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7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Dec 2014 12:31pm
You need a turtle mask if you want to scare jellies:
Steve411
Steve411
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30 posts
QLD, 30 posts
23 Dec 2014 9:31pm
bc said..

blackattack said..
My brother used to tell the story about some massive muscle dude that used to paddle into the surfing line-up with a full black gimp suit, including face.

He would then proceed to drop in on everyone. No one ever said anything.

This kind of intimidation tactic might work for me in the racing!



Bart Bart Bart , it would be very hard for you to intimidate anyone, since your starts are so bad , most people are at the first mark as you cross the start line.


Gold Coast surfing legend Bruce Lee used to use them.
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