Mike battles Shark !

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Richiefish
Richiefish
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21 Sep 2010 7:25pm
Channel 7 news tonight, Dancing Mike battled giant bull shark for three hours with nothing but a small stick and some quick moves.Quoted Mike. "Cop that Scotty F !!!"

disclaimer. I may be grossly exaggerating and all quotes are absolutely false.
JoLee
JoLee
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QLD, 294 posts
21 Sep 2010 9:21pm
Missed the tv: Heard the interview on the radio this sarvo; he reconed the fin came up to his chest and was as round as the canoe- a regular sailboarder I heard- just as well I uphaul my 95 ltr as much as possible!
greenleader
greenleader
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QLD, 5283 posts
21 Sep 2010 11:22pm
mikey 100 used to sing sex pistols covers at engagement parties during our 20's.

need i say any more!
trauma
trauma
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QLD, 382 posts
22 Sep 2010 7:38am
Richiefish
Richiefish
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QLD, 5612 posts
22 Sep 2010 8:42am
triumphant !!!..(still got legs)

choco
choco
SA
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22 Sep 2010 8:20am
sure it wasn't his own reflection he saw?
fitz66
fitz66
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22 Sep 2010 10:22am
He has been known to exaggerate about the length of things.
Haggar
Haggar
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22 Sep 2010 11:07am
It was on Sunrise too but I missed it.
Cant wait for the Movie, I wonder if he will do his own cunning stunts......
blackattack
blackattack
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22 Sep 2010 12:58pm
My guess is that Mike got tired after paddling 200m up the creek, stopped on someones jetty for a breather, and then had to make the whole story up when an angry houswife caught him perving on her???

Haggar
Haggar
QLD
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22 Sep 2010 1:24pm
Histyria continues, now its mother shark, now wonder Mikey was involved

au.yahoo.com?err=404&err_url=abu-live-oob.media.yahoo.com:4443/sunrise/video/play/-/7991216/
Scotf
Scotf
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22 Sep 2010 2:18pm
Well Mikey, who thought paddling up a creek in a canoe could be more dangerous than speedsurfing at 40 + knots.

Still that one was just a baby compared with the one I saw following you back across Lota Creek that time you swam over to retrieve your board???!!!!
flipper4444
flipper4444
VIC
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VIC, 1214 posts
22 Sep 2010 5:19pm
jaws does not each much any more
B rad
B rad
QLD
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QLD, 44 posts
22 Sep 2010 7:05pm
"Experts doubt the estimation of size" didn't you tell them you were a maths teacher Mikey. Length x width x Height = F###ing big shark!!
"Local school on alert" also forgot to mention it's school holidays!

Time to change your handle name to 'Shark Bite'
Richiefish
Richiefish
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22 Sep 2010 7:36pm
thats a LOT of Bullshark ! (no its true)
Gestalt
Gestalt
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23 Sep 2010 10:36pm
sharks eat turtles don't they?
mikey100
mikey100
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24 Sep 2010 1:00pm
...and for the second week of my holidays I'm going bear-hunting!
Richiefish
Richiefish
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24 Sep 2010 3:04pm
with nothing but a butter knife and some string......
hobie14t
hobie14t
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QLD, 259 posts
24 Sep 2010 8:26pm
Some good advertising for BC, clear as a bell on Mikes rashi.
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