when is the next big southerly due

So it looks like we have a complete nut case that would fit well into the windsurfing community.........cos you would have to be mad to take up this sport cos only mad bas....ds sail.
Jezabomb, who I've known since he was in nappies and Veatzy has known since he had his 1st drink is making enquiries about learning to windsurf...I'll get him on one of the start boards.
I would expect a everyone to welcome him in the usual way....that is to bag him up and poor sh..t on him when ever you have the opportunity

Iceman, you're learning fast

Ant, I've picked up a few lessons from the experts.
Your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!!!!!