With all these confessions going on I think Stephen has become our Father Confessor.
So I will start

Bless me father for I have sinned.
I put a fin in that was too small on the day but because it was a C3 it stuck and I went fast[}:)]

On another day I put a crappy fin in that was too big and I went fast but out of control
Then when Ian and George where distracted I tied bricks to their fins so they would not beat me on their GPS's
Oh and do not mention Drift, I have done some shocking things to him. He complains that the noses on his boards keep cracking .... well.... hmmm....
Richie, well you see I doctored his gps that show all his tops speeds as spikes/catapults
How many hail marys do I have to do and how much in the poor box Father?