I think it all stems from an oedipal complex which is manifesting as a fear of the wind... see, when the wind comes, you have to bring out the pole, and if the pole is not sufficiently stiff you may not ... errr... be good enough (not set a P.B) and mummy may not be proud?
Now Hardie I also see they want to chuck internet addiction into the DSM-V ...... how many posts have you made this week?

PS: how the f*&k did Hardie get a red thumb for his original post which is quite obviously tongue in cheek?
Who are you, nameless redthumber?