What's with these sh$% forecasts, I could do better!

Scorpio: It's gunna be crapy
Leo: Crapy with fine periods
Cancer: Fine periods but mostly crapy
Virgo: Crapy then fine turning realy crapy later on
Libra: Wet periods with some leakage
Gemini: Strong southerly winds turning light easterly after rigging
Torana: over heating may occur
Aries: Oh man, you just missed it, now it's crapy
Aquarius:Crapy, but you should have seen it yesterday!
Capricorn:25 Kt Winds sidshore with large swell, fine, warm 30 deg. would have been nice but it's gunna be crapy
Pices: Crapy with the chance of more crap
Sagittarius: Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap and more crap to come

And then of course there is the renowned Ocelot (only old SA farts who read the Adelaide Review many moons ago would know this) - crabby, fine but windlass, hooting, then crabby again

Rider5 said...

Have you got your period ? youve been very grumpy and moody last couple a days.

He is ovulating

Mr. No-one said...
I was just trying to make the point thar the forecasts lately have been so wrong that BOM would be better off using the horoscopes to predict the weather.

I thought they already did?

I am still amused that the guys in the Czech Republic [windguru] can forecast our weather better than the boffins that sit here and can look out the window to see what it's doing.

All we can know for sure is that there will be some weather.