Hi Lazze
Don't worry about the pollution in Perth - we have finished dredging the harbour.
Re Mr Chompy - if you want to put your mind at rest, check out
esportsdesk.com/leagues/pick_league.cfm?clientID=6231&leagueID=0 - it shows all recent attacks in Australia, including that there were two in WA in 2009. I'm not sure of the probabilities, but I'd guess its the same chance of mortality as flying here from Denmark?
However, you want to watch out for deadly snakes and spiders - particularly at places like Lancelin and Coronation. The snakes can be a real problem near the beach, and often the toilets are infested with redback spiders.
One thing you can bet your Skagen watch on though - there will be wind and waves aplenty.
All in all, I'd screw your courage to the sticking place, and just get out here. You won't be disappointed.
Cheers
Marv