beastsurf said...
The W A GOVERMENT.
Realises everybody else has two cows so they wait awhile.
Decidide to by two cows. They realise everybody else has moved on from cows. They wait awhile wait awhile wait awhile and still dont know what to do with the cows.
Maybe we can learn from the nazis and take the cows and shoot them.
Maybe more like this perhaps;
The W A GOVERMENT.
It has two cows that barely make a profit selling the milk.
They split the herd into two 'one cow' units and flog them off for a huge ammount in a privatisation deal on the pretence that the cows will get more individual attention and therefore produce more milk at a lower cost.
The two new 'one cow' organisations lose money hand over fist because they only have one cow and that's not enough to support all the overheads. (surprise surprise!)
They blame it on the price of cow feed going up which is beyond their control.
They ask the government for a large annual subsidy to make up the loss.
The government then takes the money off the taxpayer, plus handling costs.
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