log man said...
" (and a high Labor cost - sorry was trying to be puNNy)"....one too many "n"s I reckon
Thanks for noticing

Being 10-12 kg lighter has made all the difference to my sailing

It has been a nice marriage of pun and funny that has helped me with this...
log man said...I heard another one the other day:
The little grasshopper went to school in an outer suburban area of the swarm where there not enough big teacher grasshoppers to teach the hundreds of young grasshoppers. "if only we had more money to afford better equipment and could afford to keep the best teacher grasshoppers instead of them being poached by the private ant schools" the young grasshopper said. The teacher grasshopper said, "those Schools are for ants only and for some reason we have to pay for those schools as well as our own. "That doesn't seem fair" said the little grasshopper. "No said the teacher, for some fricken reason we have to subsidise their "antcare" as well". "Still" said the teacher "we can't complain or the ants accuse will us of "the politics of envy" or "communism". "It's just not fair" said the little hopper. "Not fair", said the teacher laughing, "you should try being a girl hopper or a hopper from another country with a darker coloured exoskeleton". "the leader of the ants wants to "turn back the swarms"....."he's a total ****" said the teacher. "yes" said the little hopper "the way his "born to rule ants only party" want us to work for them then oppose every wage increase to grasshoppers but then support ants like twiggyant and Ginaant when they want more". "too Fricken right" said the teacher. "One day the grasshoppers will rise up" said the little hopper," one day,one day" Hundreds of grasshopper had gathered to hear the little grasshopper and he dragged himself up to the highest blade of grass
"I have a dream that one day this grasshopper nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all insects are created equal.
I have a dream that one day on the termite hills of Georgia the sons of former beetles and the sons of former praying mantis' will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Western Australia, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little lavae will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their exoskeleton but by the content of their character.
I have a dream!
The grasshoppers rubbed their legs together in applause but soon an angry mob of grasshoppers started beating the thoraxes out of the nearby ants. "this doesn't seem right" said the little grasshopper to his teacher. "Shut the **** up" said the teacher. I'm from the NSW right, this is how we roll. "****, what have I started",said the little grasshopper. "It's just a race riot" said the teacherhopper, "don't worry you'll keep your preselection", "but you'll have to learn to not swear so much"
So what's the moral of this story? ....****ed if I know!
Errr OK... Did you get paid to write that

Part of your job at Australian Labor

Presumably the grasshopper is Labor in your story, and the ant is the
other?
Poodle said...
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all
summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the
summer away.
So, the ant works hard, and yet the laughing, dancing grasshopper feels hard done by... Reminds me of this:
Suppose that every day; ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten
comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it
would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.
So, that's what they decided to do. The ten men drank in the bar every
day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner
threw them a curve. He said, "Since you are all such good customers, I'm
going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten
now cost just $80."
The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes, so the
first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But
what about the other six men -- the paying customers?
How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his
"fair share"? They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if
they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the
sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So the bar
owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by
roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each
should pay!
And so:
The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings).
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four
continued to drink for free. But once outside the restaurant, the men
began to compare their savings.
"I only got a dollar out of the $20," declared the sixth man. He
pointed to the tenth man, "but he got $10!"
"Yeah, that's right,' exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a dollar,
too. It's unfair that he got ten times more than I!"
"That's true!!"shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get $10 back when
I got only $2 ? The wealthy get all the breaks!"
"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison. "We didn't get
anything at all. The system exploits the poor!"
The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat
down and had beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill,
they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money
between all of them for even half of the bill!
And that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our
tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most
benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being
wealthy, and they just may not show up any more. In fact, they might
start drinking overseas where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.