If that was a reference to women's prison it is even worse than richie's post
OH GOD NO NO NO NO LORD NO!!! totally not ment that way. if i was stuck in a mens prison i wouldnt eat any food the were to make. so i would bring a stash of sushi... GOD YOUR BAD!
I was very sure it was not meant like that. I am just evil
And a dolphin torch would be a little uncomfortable
Not to mention the olympic torch.............. imaging how crowded the cell would be with all those Chinese special guards around. At least if anyone came within 5.0metres of you they would be "kung fued". Wouldn't be needing my soap on a rope or champagne cork.
How about...............A woman. They would probably end up making you more money than anything else. Plus you'd have the tidiest cell, and the best dinner all the time.
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