Skimnur said...

Build a cable park

poor relative said...

After the initial shock and subsequent recovery the arguments would start.

Who would be most deserving of gifts and how much those gifts would be. Friends and family would disown me in disgust that i didn't give them a deserving amount.

After spending copious amounts on a house that is too big cars that never get driven and hundreds of other over priced consumables that i didn't really need the boredom of not having to do anything (now have servants) would set in.

Serious alcohol abuse would kick in at some point and probably chronic drug use, remember excessive cocaine is gods way of telling you that you have too much money.

Soon after this my wife would leave me in disgust taking all the money, the dog and the kids as i had turned into a drug fuelled alcoholic paranod mess who has now developed serious health problems.

Eventually i would find myself wandering the streeets of perth rambling to myself incessantly and ocassionaly having periods of florid psychosis owning nothing but the rags on my back.

I am however willing to take the chance and put this theory to the test.