elmo said...

I'd take the vote away from the lot of them, because they are obviously way to stupid if they voted for me

On that, about 25 years ago a famous French stand up comedian (Coluche) wanted to prove that any donkey could be elected as President of the Republic so he went on an election campaign, he used to appear at political meeting for his candidacy wearing a G-string with 3 feathers pocked in his bottom (parody of the rooster, French national emblem) one white, one red, one blue. He has so many people declaring they would vote for him he had to retire as he was getting death menaces from the extreme right! So you see Elmo you have a chance maybe!