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sausage
sausage
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10 Jun 2011 10:16pm
elbeau said...

A man in black is inside a room. He reaches forward and opens the door. Outside is a

man in white. "Hello" they each say.

The man in black shuts the door then looks around. There are no other doors or

windows in the room.

he opens the door again and the man in white is nowhere to be seen.

Once again he closes the door then waits.

10 seconds later he opens the door once more.

The man in white is back outside again.

"Where have you been"? says the man in black.

"Nowhere. I've been here all along" says the man in white.

And he is telling the truth.


Is he in a lift (elevator)????
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
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10 Jun 2011 8:19pm
That one is too bloody hard after bundy n cola
elbeau
elbeau
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10 Jun 2011 8:29pm
Bingo Sausage

Bugger. You are too smart Sausage. You wouldn't have found that on google
sausage
sausage
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10 Jun 2011 10:37pm
Okay this one is from memory a long time ago.

A father and his son are in a car accident and taken to the hospital in serious condition. They both go to theatre. 5 Minutes later the surgeon comes out of the theatre a says "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the surgeon?
mineral1
mineral1
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10 Jun 2011 8:39pm
sausage said...

Okay this one is from memory a long time ago.

A father and his son are in a car accident and taken to the hospital in serious condition. They both go to theatre. 5 Minutes later the surgeon comes out of the theatre a says "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the surgeon?


Dunno, but G'Day Snags mate how ya going
sausage
sausage
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10 Jun 2011 10:41pm
mineral1 said...

sausage said...

Okay this one is from memory a long time ago.

A father and his son are in a car accident and taken to the hospital in serious condition. They both go to theatre. 5 Minutes later the surgeon comes out of the theatre a says "I cannot operate on this boy, he is my son".
Who is the surgeon?


Dunno, but G'Day Snags mate how ya going


Good Mineral although lack of wind for about 3 weeks is absolutely driving me mental. Have been working on the house to the wife's satisfaction.
elbeau
elbeau
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10 Jun 2011 8:54pm
Too easy my preciousssss

His mother.
fatwa
fatwa
TAS
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11 Jun 2011 12:07am
elbeau said...

Too easy my preciousssss

His mother.


could be the grandfather??????
kyteryder
kyteryder
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11 Jun 2011 12:50am
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
elbeau
elbeau
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10 Jun 2011 11:26pm
kyteryder said...

What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


African or European?
elbeau
elbeau
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10 Jun 2011 11:29pm

Although a definitive answer would of course require further measurements, published species-wide averages of wing length and body mass, initial Strouhal estimates based on those averages and cross-species comparisons, the Lund wind tunnel study of birds flying at a range of speeds, and revised Strouhal numbers based on that study all lead me to estimate that the average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

style.org/unladenswallow/
kyteryder
kyteryder
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11 Jun 2011 8:19am
Very quick elbau. You must be a true monty python. Fan

Kr
elbeau
elbeau
WA
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11 Jun 2011 12:46pm
It supports life

if you eat it you're sick

Has eight feet

more or less

finish at the end

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