RIP - my brave little swimmers

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landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
7 Dec 2011 10:27pm
the only reason for the bruised goolies that i can think of is that the surgeon whacked them around to teach you a lesson[}:)]
I can recall the nurse getting a mirror out for me when I saked why it all felt soooo heavy.
there was just so much stainless steel hanging out. I couldnt stop laughing when i saw it all . the doc had to stop till i did
myusernam
myusernam
QLD
6160 posts
QLD, 6160 posts
8 Dec 2011 8:27am
I had no pain whatsoever but my nuts did go purpleish/black. The missus took some photos. One was of me bending over waving from between my legs. Emailed em to me mates.

I was in so little pain I started doing stuff round the house and felt some internal pulling so then took it easy.

Dropping off the load for testing was dodgy as it's in the clear specimin jar and the stupid receptionist takes it off you in front of a waiting room full of people. I was spewin to because I thought I would get a room with porn, but noo I had to do it in the office toilet like I always do and then drive there.

All good now after several years but I occasionally get some nut pain - short stabbing and also aches especially when it's release time. Not sure if I like that part.

Sex on tap, at least for several months. No excuses.
FLYING ANT
FLYING ANT
WA
75 posts
WA, 75 posts
8 Dec 2011 7:21am
Mackerel said...

Is it really that bad? Damn I was considering doing it soon...
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I have some advise: Had it done and yes it does cause some discomfort.....but
two and a half years later had it reversed,and that does take a lot of consideration.
Then number three son came along,which we have never regretted


Mackerel
Mackerel
WA
313 posts
WA, 313 posts
8 Dec 2011 10:06am
Oh I'm pretty sure my having kids time has come to an end. My wife is due with our third daughter in February. I can't afford any more school fees - at close to $25k each for high school, it's going to cost me $75k a year just in school fees!
japie
japie
NSW
7146 posts
NSW, 7146 posts
8 Dec 2011 1:28pm
Had mine done under general anaesthetic in 1989. The only bother was the stiches irritating my leg until about five days later when I jumped off a six foot wall onto a concrete path. My feet hit the concrete a split second before my ackers hit the end of their tether.

Felt like I had been kicked in the crotch by a mule!
Dazza65
Dazza65
QLD
389 posts
QLD, 389 posts
8 Dec 2011 6:45pm
How's this my bro in law went to get his done at the local clinic and even after two locals they couldn't numb his nuts. Doc reckons he has never seen anything like it. He has to go in and have a general now.

Also you guys whinging about having to pull off into a jar. My wife and I had trouble conceiving so specialist sent us off for tests. Had my nuts gelled up and xrayed and then had to provide swimmer samples what it felt like every week. Then went through IVF only to do it all again. Tip: The Brissie wankatorium was heaps better than the Sydney one. Hot mags plus a stoinking DVD. 
Flux
Flux
WA
533 posts
WA, 533 posts
15 Dec 2011 8:06pm
My aggots hurt just reading this thread!
GPA
GPA
WA
2529 posts
GPA GPA
WA, 2529 posts
17 Dec 2011 3:54pm
My eyes tear'd up from laughter at these stories...

After we'd decided 2 kids was enough my dear wife was good enough to have her 'tubes' clamped - simple key-hole op, x-ray proof and no black nuts!!

Thanks for sharing fellas, I enjoyed the laugh! Merry Xmas.
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
18 Dec 2011 9:48pm
Zed said...

I now have 2 very large, black testicles!


You know the drill, pics or it never happened
ShireSUP
ShireSUP
NSW
982 posts
NSW, 982 posts
21 Dec 2011 3:51pm
My wife went to the GP on a saturday and asked for a referral to the specialist to have it done, my Dr whos Chinese BTW said no problems send him up here after 2 and I will do them in the rooms, needless to say I didnt go up that day.

It was 10 yrs ago, havent been to that Dr since, way to scary
felixdcat
felixdcat
WA
3519 posts
WA, 3519 posts
21 Dec 2011 3:14pm
! question..... When the conduit has been cut or blocked or wathever they do to it.... what happpens to the little swimmers????? they can't escape anymore! It will be very over populated down there after a short while!
badinfluence
badinfluence
QLD
538 posts
QLD, 538 posts
21 Dec 2011 5:44pm
they die and get re-absorbed back into...well...you know where
OMG...I can't believe this thread is still going!!!
Seriously though, I applaud all of you guys brave enough to go and have the cut and endure a little discomfort.

Merry Christmas Lads

JonesySail
JonesySail
QLD
1125 posts
QLD, 1125 posts
22 Dec 2011 1:59am
DONT DO IT!
you never ever know where life takes you....Ive had to do the whole reversal thing..and its not always a success, especially if its quite some time later...

OR

If you do, make a SPERMCICLE! or two....just in case,

Just dont mix them up with the home made vanilla yoghurt icy poles in the freezer!
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2575 posts
NSW, 2575 posts
22 Dec 2011 10:07am
JonesySail said...

DONT DO IT!
you never ever know where life takes you....Ive had to do the whole reversal thing..and its not always a success, especially if its quite some time later...

OR

If you do, make a SPERMCICLE! or two....just in case,

Just dont mix them up with the home made vanilla yoghurt icy poles in the freezer!




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