Go veggo - no-one is gonna swipe a cheese n spinich number. Unless of course there is a hairy armpit kaftan wearing hippie chick in your midst?
Not likely in the mining world , they generally end up "falling under the haulpack". What - not the 3rd time this month??
Oooohh dear! Now who has partaken of my cucumber and pumpkin seed roll, it makes me sooo cross I could almost vote liberal!
Nothin wrong with veggo - no-one pinches my lunch... and I'm as f**ken bl00dy blokey as they come ya f**k knuckle! squaaawww (spitting a big gobby whilst scratching my nurries) F**ken tops maaaate! [}:)]
I have to say some low-life at work did this to me a few months ago and left a lame-arsed, piss weak excuse for cheese roll in exchange for my deluxe lasagne (made it myself just the way i like it with extra bechemel and loadsa red wine in the meat sauce).
My taste buds were primed for it when I opened the fridge. It was hard to comprehend the enourmity of the crime.
Oh the inhumanity (see earlier Pat post
) Makes me salivate thinking about that poor lost lasagne now... alas it probably isn't coming back.
I almost starting to sing McArthur Park
Someone swiped my lasagne out of the Kelvinator again... and I don't think that I can take it.. cause it took so long to bake it... and if I ever catch that f**ker again, I'll slam his nuts in a car-har doooorrrr...
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