My boss

Oh yeah, not being able to get into my cider after work.

Damn stupid child proof bottle caps.

Buying surf mags, I still buy the odd tricks mag. I thought and still do think there the best mag but its over half adds. last months was half adds an than a quarter for wetsuit reviews from the same companies paying for adds. 10 bucks for 50 pages of adds

ka43 said..

Watching some numb nut standing at an intersection pressing the "walk" button non-stop for as long as it takes for the lights to change.
All the while playing on their electronic device. Do they not know that the first time its pressed it knows what to do.
I heard a young mum actually tell her young bloke, "Press it once only". I congratulated her, she was chuffed.

Then WTF are you supposed to do until changes? If you keep pressing it you're distracting yourself from the wait.
Btw I don't wait I just run for it.

Oh yeah and...

"now trending..."

What happened to the word "popular"? or "Top Ten ways"... or anything but "trending" which is not a farken word unless you are talking about graphs.


"Petrol prices trending upwards" - YES. (even though "rising" would suffice)

"Now trending - MC Mcd1ckhead's new single" - NO. (Is it trending up or down?)


Farken social media morons.

kat75 said..

Since I work in a call center I hate at the end of a conversation when someone goes, too easy or worse - too easy bro. Just hate that saying, along with someone saying - Yeah nah. Well which is it yes or no. But a huge pet hate is when someone spits as they are walking. You see someone walking and they just spit, thats annoying.

I hate 'too easy'.. A guy I worked with would say it all the time as well as 'it is what it is'. What does that mean? Everyone seems to be saying it, but it really annoys me. It's like saying nothing.

Maybe I should get on board, get with the team, suck it up, and get over it? No, it is what it is.

All "reality" tv, watching an idiot choose a carpet, then its not available in orange, then 10 different people have to talk about it not being available, then the announcer tells us what isnt available in orange and how they're phooked ****s without it, then an ad break.

those loud bleeps over a swear word

bullcrap in general

cooking shows

weed stuck on ma fin

most of all... a lack of wind

Diagonal walking. People with their bodies facing straight down the path, their head facing right, and walking diagonal left. How am I supposed to get past you? Even worse when I'm on a shared bike path trying to get around you without being an arsehole. Even more worse when you're looking at your facking phone! ****s!

Un-scrunched paper towels. You wet your hands (not even close to washing). You grab a bunch of paper towels and give them a bit of a wipe. Then toss the towels in the overflowing bin so they fall all over the place. What's the matter? Too hard scrunch the towel into a small ball before throwing it in?

Chewing gum, cigarette butts, snot in the urinal. What do you think is going to happen to it? You think it's going to disappear by itself? (The snot is in the waterless urinals at work.)

Your pubes and mess all over the shower room. I ride to work. I get there nice and comfortable. I go to the shower room to change and some **** has flooded the place and left pubes on the bench. Grrrrr!

Cigarette butts. You very carefully and responsibly drop it on the ground and grind it to death with your shoe ... then leave it there on the ground! Or you put it on the edge of the bin with the metal lip but don't actually put it out. Or you drop it still lit in the bin and start a fire.

Seemingly every twit in the world with their head down staring at their phone texting. It's getting increasingly annoying.
I get that people don't want to actually talk but can't someone invent a program or app or whatever so you can speak into your phone and the phone converts it into text?

Pugwash said..

mineral1 said..

Revhead said..



All "reality" tv, watching an idiot choose a carpet, then its not available in orange, then 10 different people have to talk about it not being available, then the announcer tells us what isnt available in orange and how they're phooked ****s without it, then an ad break.



those loud bleeps over a swear word



bullcrap in general



cooking shows



weed stuck on ma fin



most of all... a lack of wind

Yep realty tv shows

This country is going down the gurgler and soon wont be able to make a mini series, as the art will be lost

Cheep arse reality shows are the death nell of good TV shows.

Not whining properly makes me suffer an enormous case of pissedoffedness! Don't just simply add to others whines, make your own

Just jokes Mineral

Orrightthen
arsewipes who pull into traffic, and insist on driving at least 10kph under the speed limit and the current traffic flow "IN THE RIGHT LANE"
Same dropkick zylooms get to a round about, no traffic for K's in sight, and stop

When watching the box and they tell me this program brought to you by Brand X?. NO this program IS brought to me by Brand X, or this program WAS brought to me by Brand X.
Shop assistants saying ?Can I help yous??.
Essadon Football Club.
Nuthink.
Americans saying witchu.
Paying for parking at hospitals.
Magda Szubanski getting paid mega dollars by Jenny Craig. They must be happy now watching the Telstra adds.
Walking back to the car with my arms full, the keys are never in the first pocket I pick.

Living in the first world is almost too hard

Bear with my younger generation existence - My mate has been frothing over a chick at uni whom he''ll yap his head off about 24/7, yet does not have the balls to even talk to. I''ve personally watch him go from a bloke that will charge OH closeouts to a speechless wreck when she brings him into a conversation.

We''ve tried to help him out but to no avail.

Beaglebuddy said...
I get that people don't want to actually talk but can't someone invent a program or app or whatever so you can speak into your phone and the phone converts it into text?

iPhone, Android and Windows Phone have all had that ability for a few years now, which are ninetysomething percent of the phones out there

In no particular order..

Somebody making me a cup of tea and passing it to me with their dirty fingers holding the top of the cup, not the HANDLE

Lots of ear wax on others

Bad manners (includes rudeness)

Cut off or dropped in on whilst surfing

Needing/having a poo whilst surfing in wetsuit (had 3 incidents in 13 years, one every 4.3 years - safe for another 3 years)

Long nose hair

Zits that are more like painful red mounds that have no gunk, last weeks.

The word chillax - really hate that

My small hands

My widows peak hair line

Excessive material wants

Did I mention the word chillax?

What makes me mad? Well, find really funny.
People who post on here complaining how they hate "social media/facebook etc" lol
HELLO,,,,ummmm,hate to break the news and bring you back to reality, but,this IS social media that you are spending hours every day posting thousands of comments on for the past 10 years .