Thanx guys, very generous of you!!

Typical idiot goes out in 3m swell in 5 to 10 knots, then can't water start out the back, and is heading for the exposed reef getting smashed by the surf!! And these poor jetskiers have to risk their lives to rescue me.

Bloody Elmo!!! "It looks good Hardie, lets go out!!"

Damn, darn & drat!!!!
missed that, saw you 2 goofing off out there, wondered whose idea it was.
But you both seemed to be heading back to the beach, after you'd had one swim over the reef, so I went on to other things. Should have kept watching shouldn't I
Thought you were doing really well at water starting, didn't look over 5 knots from here.

Sorry mate, we had to go out and get stuff to put in the larder, after our absence, don't want us to starve do you????

Think you need an Elmo filter, now where did I see one of those going cheap????

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Hardie once again a pioneer, First WA dude doing tow in windsurfing.

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Must have been a fkn powerful jetski..

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jet skis are now 180 hp, super charged and used 5 times before the novelty wears off.

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There was 2 of them

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...and a cray boat, 4 runabouts and a small crane that was especially brought in to lift his chins.

Fool-Hardy Sail Team
Dominate Avalon Conditions

After coming of second best in trying surf conditons yesterday most people thought the Fool-Hardy windsurf team were sailing into troubled waters!

But today in a masterfull display of light wind wave sailing the Fool Hardy crew demonstarted their abilities in conditions where other wiser sailors stayed at home safely watching the telly.

Hardy using his custom Wave Wand with a 6.7m expression and Elmo using a Bic Techno 2 118L with a 6.6m soul were seen chugging out and then to come back and carve up the Avalon surf executing some clasic "Old School" manouvers.

Once again it has been shown that only Fool-Hardy will go out when others just look at the surf and go "now way can I sail in those conditions"

Elmo can I join the team??? Please?? Pretty Please????
Had to go to Perth today so missed out, be in it tomorrow but.

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Elmo can I join the team??? Please?? Pretty Please????
Had to go to Perth today so missed out, be in it tomorrow but.

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i want to join tooo.
please please can i be part of this expedition.....please

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I'm afraid you guys display way to much common sense to be a true team member

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I'm afraid you guys display way to much common sense to be a true team member

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Shucks, i always knew my sensibilities would one day exclude me from mainstream society....

Yes we do wear helmets for a reason!!!!!!

COZ ELMO SMASHED ME IN THE HEAD WITH HIS MAST YESTERDAY!!

"Oh Sorry Hardie, didn't think I was gonna hit you when I dropped my rig next to you, I thought it would miss!"

Thank God and gath for Helmets!!!!!

2 more idiots added to the crew that'll be interesting!!

at last at last part of a group, acceptance, reward ahhhhhhh i'm so overwhelmed. can hardly contain my emotion......

yes indeed a body like pegasus i mean adonut i mean adonis......and a voice of tom jones....
tis the day to be merry

am coming to your playground on tuesday i think for an afternoon of cuddles snuggles and maybe even a kite.

have lube....will travel

Fish, your IQ has to be below 70 (Intellectual disability) to join the team, the average human has an IQ of 100. Do you qualify?.............. I know I do, I'm 1 point below 70!!! Elmo definitely does, we can't work his level out!!!! P Reli would be lucky to reach 26, and Decrepit has deteriorated so much mentally, that he'd be lucky to score 17?

Fish,

The only crime is that against all sane water sports people.

Hardie,

That was an extremely optimistic estimation of my IQ rating. Personally I reckon I could free fall for a good 10-15 seconds before having to pull the ripcord near my actual IQ level caused by to many bumps on previous helmets.

Hope the head feels better

blubber blubber blubber iq 26 hgrumph murmour mumrmour, pass the tea missus, lets watch funny home videos....blubber blubber blubber