I wish I was god (or the devil) for 1 day! [}:)]

I wish the wind was like I remember it being many years ago...

(as opposed to what it may have actually been like!)

I wish I had the guts to do stuff instead of backing out when the opportunity basically throws itself at me...

I could windsurf

I wish my knob was 6 inches smaller.

poor relative said...

I wish my knob was 6 inches smaller.

wish your tits were 6 pounds lighter

I wish for 10 more wishess

I wish I was at piece with myself

I wish the people in charge of the planet,
(a) cared about it.
(b) had a clue about what they are doing!!!!!!

MY DREAM WISH
I'm strolling down the beach,checking the surf,when i come across a botlle.I pick it up and start rubbing it vigorously.Out pops a hot looking genie.She offers to grant me one wish,to which i reply "i've always wanted to be lucky".She grants me my wish and we part company.Later ,as i'm walking to the pub and wondering how this will change my life, i spot a $20 on the ground.
Not a bad start, i think to myself then spotting a TAB across the road.I go in and put the $20 on the nose on "Big Bertha Bounce's Boldly" in the 5th ,,at 100/1,.What do you know the horse bolts in.Feeling on a roll, I then head of to the local casino,up to the Roulette table,putting the whole lot on Lucky 7.Round and round the wheel spins, and bang--LUCKY 7..WINNER.
Now I'm on lucky streak for sure.What better way to celebrate than to head off to the local Brothel for a bit of horizontal folk dancing.I knock on the door and enter,when all of a sudden I,m showered in streamers and handed a beer.The madam tells me that I am the 10000th customer and that I get to enjoy the pleasures of any of the girls who works there.She ask's me what my desire was and I reply"I have always wanted to be with a Hindu Girl.I am taken into another room and wait.I comes the most gorgeous women i have ever seen.

We get into the deed going hard,when I stop and look up at her,I tell her
"You are the most beautiful woman i have ever seen,However one thing that bothers me with you being a Hindu,is that little red spot on your forehead."
She looks me in the eye ans says "Sir I am here for your pleasure and your wish is my command" If you wish it gone ,please scratch it it off".

I reach up and begin to scratch the spot,,,,


All of a sudden i lean back with a look of shock on my face,,,,

She looks at me and asks """What's wrong,Whats wrong."


I start to laugh, almost pissing myself,,,


I reply;;















""Your never gunna believe this,but I just won a car""

Six bullets a day with no questions asked.

poor relative said...

OMG you just did it

Miranda.............

lotofwind said...

You know the feeling you get at the last part of sex,,,,,
you know,,,,that last 5 seconds at the end of the game that makes you pull funny faces.

I want that 5 seconds of face pulling to last for 24 hours.

Well, maybe not the face pulling but the sensation that causes the "whos ya daddy"' or "Im da man" face.

Could you imagin that "feeling" lasting,non stop, for 24 hours

That's called MDMA fella. 4 hrs of that in a pill. Even includes the face pulling.

...ohhh man, spot on, adolf. What a great way to end the week, eh? Friday arvo twilight sail in perfect conditions. Pick up the mooring after and have a nice feed, few beverages into the night. Cooked brekky next morning. Perfect.