log man said...
I know I've said this before but what is it with the West Australians! How's about you stop talking about it and succeed from Australia, and become like some kind of red neck wonderland, an international "gated community" where every man, woman and child would be required to tow at least one jetski behind their SS commodore ute. Just think about it you West Boganvillians(that name may be taken already), if any of those pesky negro varmints crossed your boundary fence all you'd do is put down your whittlin, get out of the rockin chair, turn down the hillbilly music.......... and give em both barrels..... problem solved!!
The best thing about living in WA is that it's too far for the lazy latte sipping east coast do gooders to make the trip. Then if they do get here theyr'e bored and need to call lifeline on their new iphone.
Exception to the rule is the east coast kiters that come here to kite. We have many tourist attractions in WA.. Ningaloo, Red Dirt, the perth zoo, Koondoola and an entirely indian taxi fleet specialising in confusion and georaphical embarrassment.
Plus we have loads of deserted bushland.. Just ask Corine Rainey or Craig Puddy. Enough to make anyone dissapear if they bring up discussions such as...
Ben Cousins
Justin Beiber
Northbridge Drinking issues
Aboriginals intergration into the modern society
Carl O'callaghans son making methamphetimine.
Fremantle Dockers form.
