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PARTIES........................NUDE PARTIES>>>>>>>>
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Lot's of invitations to bevvies, and serious acts of evil such as no invites to any other males, only us two.........
HIHIHI.......HAHAHA..........
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no no no hardie your not thinking we have danced naked and no one got scared.
in fact everyone wanted to have sex with us.
i remember those nights of wild unbridled passion with too many people to mention geez it was fun but boy oh boy it was sore
Come on hardie what about...................
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PAIN and TORTURE
We take photo's of us with the bevvies at the nude parties, post them all over the internet, then pass a law thru parliament banning get this..............MASTURBATION.... Imagine the torture!!!!!, we can get Johno next time he posts.........The Non-Masturbation Act 2005, authored by Hardie Softboy and Poor Relative!!!!!!
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Building cubby houses.
we could put them in trees
in peoples gardens
on the street
people would see them and suspect nothing and think "ahhhhhhhh how cute"
When in fact we could fill them with a sinister mix engine oil and foam
HARARAHAHARAHARAHARAHARAHAJHAAHA
Cubby houses lets get to it i've got some nails, screwdriver, bring your tool belt yeah cubby houses
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CUBBY HOUSES I LOVE IT!!!!!!
What a mind it's so hard to keep up with you.........
We could recruit some evil doers such as Captain Feather Sword, as we build, he keeps the children away, we use untreated pine, we beset the whole white ant problem into evry house in Perth, we then take over every pest control company in Perth and make a killing.......
You're a Genius......................Only you could have understood our fortune lay in building Cubby Houses
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yes i know my brilliance startles me sometimes.
We could even put some nice window boxes with pansies in them. we could have some nice steps leading up to the door, and even a bell hanging down near by.
Yes first cubby houses then pest control, and then my large thumbed special friend THE WORLD
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where shall we start.......
what shall we build.......
who do we employ..........
is there any bloody wind coming????
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BIG BROTHER HOUSE
That's where we start, that's the first house I want infested with white ants, and it's the last house we service, hate the fu#*en thing
I think something in a post-federation ilk........I've always like the use of timber post-fed!!!!!!
The closest resemblences to neanderthal that I know around here are Elmo and Greenroom, but be warned......... I have had trouble with them in the past.......... We could try your son out? Reminded me of the not so bright kind?
I've just dropped a clanger so their might be some odorous wind coming your way pretty soon.....
C'mon man I need a challenge!!!!!!!!!
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ok lets get poor boy involved, he does seem a bit slow......got his mothers genes, she was a gorilla you know, eeeeeeeeee times were hard back then, shag anything in those days even gorillas.
Oh **** hardie, that bloody clothes peg aint holding this milk in this here tit for much longer, bloody hell i've got boobs the size of small cars.
help........its coming offf.......arrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my tits my tits.............aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhh milk lots of milk, quick grab the pole board get me outta here
