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Originally posted by MintoxGT

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Originally posted by elmo

Depends on whether you are the spooner or the spoonee.

If I'm the spooner I generally get the rapid moving elbow because my spare hand goes exploring.

If I've got the boss Spooning me I've generally got the arm holding the quilt up so I can cool down, I got one hot mamma

Oh

and a word of advice.

Don't fart when your missus is spooning you

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Hahah I did once,

I tried to remain as still as I could but couldnt stop the smile from my face, the missus huffed and puffed, rolled over and said quitely
ohh grossss your discusting......" I didnt move 1 little bit, f^uk was funny the next morning,

Her "Honey you farted on my leg last night while spooning,
Me "did I?"
Her "yes! Didnt you hear it ???"
Me "Sorry but I was asleep"
Her "your discusting"
Me "Hang on, the sleep rule applies here, If I fart and dont laugh I am probably sleeping so I am barlees" I cant control my bowels when sleeping
I get that look! you all know that look that you get....

Im pissing myself remembering that one, the fart resonated off her thigh, Paaaaaaarrrrrrrrffff LOL

I gotta go

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Originally posted by Shacked

love how this post has gone from romantic spooning to wackin in on the missus leg - gold boys

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Originally posted by Shacked

love how this post has gone from romantic spooning to wackin in on the missus leg - gold boys

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Lover boyz Leech and Grumps got all squirmy and gooey, the harden ups Elmo and me sunk to our usual level

Heheh GT

Do it Elmo start another thread! I dare ya!

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Originally posted by Greenroom

And while we are also on the topic of farts I think that the ANXIOUS FART is the funniest fart
A fart where you kinda want to do it but had second thoughts while releasing it. Starts off proud then finishes in a high note with a pinch. They are never longer than a short second. And then you have that kinda childish look on your face as if to say you didnt mean to do it, it was an accident, maybe I should go for a sh1t fart

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Originally posted by lovey

If youre gunna fart in bed, then at least make the most of it - This takes a bit of planning, but it's worth it.

Step one - fill up on fart inducing food - pea and ham soup/lentil curry is a good start

step two - Wait until missus is engrossed in good book or magazine, then ease out well-brewed fart - silence is the name of the game here. Allow fart to "mature" under covers for several seconds before performing next step.

Step three - Complain about mosquito buzzing overhead, and begin spraying liberal amounts of flyspray abouve missus - be sure to spray enough that she will instinctivly pull the covers over her head to get out of the spray

Step four - clamp down on covers with free hand - whilst protecting groin from attack with the other.

ENJOY.

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Originally posted by grumplestiltskin

Are we talking the lower arm?

cos it should be placed under the spoonees neck and to their front, ready for a handful

any other position will result in "dead arm" and pins and needles.

Mind you, if you get "dead arm" quickly jump up and have a w**k, feels like someone else is doing it for you

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