DL said...

Greenroom said...

Um der can anyone guess what my weakness is?

I bet if your significant other sees these posts she'd be more than willing to point out a few of your weaknesses

I know her weaknesses

Joyce (a chinese girl i know), she follows me around lots. i think she likes me. it gross. she tries to speak to me. all i hear is fkjrthelwqjtherlgtihreugy. i dont get it. i start crying and stressing and i curl up in a ball and she strokes my blonde hair. and says konitchua fegfregtewlkj. Its so scary considering we're both chicks. im scared. i can never sleep at night. i havent slept for 45 hours. i cant keep my eyes open. im tpying wiht my eyes closed. ITS FUN. OK. IM WEIRD.

I'm with Greenie with the women bit especially surfie chicks. Yum
Plus i never know when to stop, say no or how to moderate myself however after marriage and kids i am learning,

They come in pairs and are recognised by letters of the alphabet...

Seriously I have done some bloody stoopid stuff in my yoof (ahem - strictly in my yoof) for a set of passion pillows.. I mean, I am smart(ish) guy but funbags appear and it's "What were we talking about 30 mins ago before the bright light erased all else??"

Whack em on a surfy chick with a brain and gorgeous smile and I am 85kgs of man jelly. Well one kg maybe not jelly!


Mmmm... brainy hotties that drag you to the beach - life doesn't get better!! Big hi to Kath in Canada who sometimes reads SB!!


Sadly I am a stereotypical bloke in this regard (bloody genetic programming).


As for an interview - well I'd say "I can be overly helpful with colleagues work/problems to my own detriment." (true).

Of course if the interviewee is sporting a low cut top with a set of bubbly jubblies bursting forth then I'd probably be leaving the interview with a hand-shaped red welt on my mush!

mines trying to help epople to much alwase get burned
but never learn