After 2.5 hours or more,

I'm thinkin', when is this crap going to finish

....just about to walk out of the cinema when it finally ended.
Can't even remember the name....never read the books.
You know, that fantasy make-believe crap with the Hobbits in it.
Needless to say I never watched the sequels.
Harry Potter is just as bad.

(I know, there'll be plenty of you who'll disagree.....so you can save your breath)