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Scotty88
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19 Sep 2011 7:56pm
I hit the stop button after 30 mins of watching Avatar. That was torture.
I never stop watching a movie.
Scotty88
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19 Sep 2011 7:59pm
laceys lane said...

echunda said...

Anything with the following actors or actress's

CHER
Sandra Bulluc
Bette Midler
Jim Carey (early years)
Woody Allen


Worst movies:

Saw movies - Why would you watch torture? How is that entertainment?
stripper zombies - not enough boob and bad bad acting
Avatar
Titanic
Rocky movies
Freddy gets fingered - That is one screwed up movie.
Any remake of an old movie. except the italian job and ocean's movies. They're cool.




i must be one of the few on the planet that has never seen a rocky movie




Tell me you are joking Lacey. Everybody has seen at least 4 Rocky movies.
SomeOtherGuy
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19 Sep 2011 10:06pm
kiteboy dave said...

Battlefield Earth... a terrible scientology circlejerk.


Yep. Once watched it can never be unwatched.
landyacht
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19 Sep 2011 8:56pm
SomeOtherGuy said...

kiteboy dave said...

Battlefield Earth... a terrible scientology circlejerk.


Yep. Once watched it can never be unwatched.


Yup , once you start watching yopu have to watch the whole thing just to be sure it was really that bad. the only movie ive ever done that to.
.. only seen half a rocky,1 rambo.
Australia could have been so much , but could really only have been the shiite that it was
Ados
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19 Sep 2011 9:17pm
Saw that movie 'Paul' the other night. what was I thinking. could have been funny but it wasn't.

that one with Brad and Angeline - 'Mr and Mrs Smith'....garbage. an insult on any human's intelligence.

the second Jaws film

the third Jurassic Park film - shame on you William H. Macey

all the diehard films except the first.



Dawn Patrol
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19 Sep 2011 10:30pm
Some movie 'Frozen' (or something like that). About 3 people stuck on a chairlift.
Do not watch this movie ever. It is painful.
Ados
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20 Sep 2011 12:12am
Sounds great !! I will look out for it...

how crap was the fourth Alien film? very flimsy premise and could not swallow that Ripley was now alien fortified...a zombie i would have believed.

the third Alien film I thought had a sort of gritty dirty merit and wasn't too bad cause it was directed by David Fincher. wouldn't watch it twice though.

I don't know if anyone caught the contemporary version of Day of the Jackal with Bruce Willis it was crapola- if anybody has seen the original then you will know what i am talking about

Saw a dvd the other night called "Your Highness" only good bit was seeing Natalie Portman getting here gear partially off. she is smokin.

Ados
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20 Sep 2011 12:22am
oh yeah, is it wrong that I didn't much care for the Blues Brothers?
bored me. I hate musicals also. so maybe thats why.
GPA
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20 Sep 2011 3:04am
Ados said...

oh yeah, is it wrong that I didn't much care for the Blues Brothers?
bored me. I hate musicals also. so maybe thats why.



Agreed! - thought I was the only one who didn't like it (or at least could not understand why so many people rate it)
Mr. No-one
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20 Sep 2011 3:16am
Attack of the killer tomatoes
busterwa
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20 Sep 2011 3:17am
My crap movie review would go to
Final destiny 5
I dont understand how someone could snap themself in half and have leg bones sticking out.

Anyways a good family movie up the with the saw series.

I think felix people have to rate thre movies like for example.

Final destanation5

blood 10/10
family 1/10
story line 1/10
suspense 6/10

overall a crap movie heaps of blood and gore but lacked boobies.
I give it 4 / 10. impaled rio bars to the face.


busterwa
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20 Sep 2011 3:20am
Conan the barbarian .. new one

gore 4/10
fambily 1/10
story line 1/10
suspense 1/10
Was a crap movie .. the only emotional moving part was when pretty boy stuck his fingers into the enemy's sinuses
overall..
2/10 decapitated heads
saltiest1
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20 Sep 2011 9:16am
critters.

btw ive never seen a rocky movie either.
FlySurfer
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20 Sep 2011 10:36am
Scotty88 said...

I hit the stop button after 30 mins of watching Avatar. That was torture.
I never stop watching a movie.


That's cos u didn't watch it in 3D, so u only got half the movie.

The worst movie EVER MADE = Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
subasurf
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20 Sep 2011 8:49am
The next two star wars films were way worse.
Yes Ep1 had Jar Jar...yes it had an annoying faggy kid...yes it had "are you an angel? in it...but at least it was shot on actual film and at least they actually built sets, built props and even used actual traditional special effects involving pyrotechnics, and models that were shot on motion control rigs.

It's defintely the most StarWarsy of the 3 new films...but yeah, they all absolutely ****ing suck. Ep 2 and 3 just looked like really 5hitty video games.
getfunky
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20 Sep 2011 9:00am
FlySurfer said...

Scotty88 said...

I hit the stop button after 30 mins of watching Avatar. That was torture.
I never stop watching a movie.


That's cos u didn't watch it in 3D, so u only got half the movie.

The worst movie EVER MADE = Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)


HOW DID I FORGET?!??

SW Ep I an utter embarrssment to everyone involved in it.

The thunderbirds had less wooden performances and the script must have been written by an agnostic dyslexic insomniac.. awake all night pondering the existance of Dog.

Utter tripe.

SW II & III following closely behind (but just pipped by Chasing Amy )
Ados
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20 Sep 2011 11:27am
what about that godawful movie with Sandra Bullock and Kenau Reeves called :

"The Lake House".....missus choice.

AquaPlow
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20 Sep 2011 11:10pm
Mr No-one is on the money
Attack of the killer tomatoes..

The plot peak....
Imagine a camp fire replacing bodies with tomatoes their eating human steaks
and the undercover agent dressed in drag - (Tomatoe suit) drops the line
"Pass me the Cat-sup" and there is a moment of stunned silence !!

And to cap it off they killed the tomatoes off by playing Donny Ozmond songs chirps -- go on U remember....

"And they called it puppy lovovoooovveee"

Expert-ease garnered when sharing a house with whacked oil rig workers in Singapore - but some mega times also

AP
landyacht
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20 Sep 2011 9:18pm
at least your not supposed to take it seriously
blues brothers 2 why did they bother.
elizabethb
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23 Sep 2011 9:40pm
I had to sit through Cats and Dogs 2 while we were away camping...
I wished I brought several bottles of wine in with me from the campsite; it was the most insanely stupid movie imaginable!

My step-son loved it (aged 6 then) so I at least he enjoyed it lol [}:)]
raffaeu
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23 Oct 2011 9:07am
Mega shark vs giant octopus
Simply american style crap!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Shark_Versus_Giant_Octopus
Haircut
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23 Oct 2011 11:32am
Lock'n'Load

agree, star wars ep 1 2 3, wtf was lucas thinking?
weiry
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23 Oct 2011 11:49am
the castle, has my vote.
please dont tell me i am dreaming.
FlySurfer
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23 Oct 2011 1:16pm
Captain America
Keaw Yed.
Keaw Yed.
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23 Oct 2011 11:04am
Clerks, Clerks 2, Showgirls, Cat woman but halle looked good in the suit
The list could go on and on.
Haircut
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23 Oct 2011 6:19pm
i admit.........i liked showgirls

i think some folk were watching it for the wrong reasons
CJW
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23 Oct 2011 8:51pm
I think some people are being overly harsh on movies that are obviously taking the piss such as Snakes on a Plane and Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus; they know they are cheesy and embrace it on epic levels, creating the sort of cult following those two did.... just from their trailers.

What does amaze me is how some of the huge budget blockbusters can be so bad, they have no excuse. Movies such as:

- Watchemen - wtf was that even about...it's like 3 hours long, by 1.5hrs there was zero plot of character development, I couldn't take it any more.

- SW Phantom Menace - As above.

- 2nd Installment of the latest Transformers franchise - Zero plot...I mean ZERO, massive u-turns during the film which basically ignored the entire previous 1.5hrs of setup...wtf was Bay thinking. Not even Megan Fox draped over a motorbike wearing next to nothing could save that one.

- All the Pirates of the Caribbean movies apart from the first one, second one might scrape in. 3,4 were just painful, not even Jack Sparrow could save those two.

- Indy Jones 4 - Where to start....won't bother.

Sad thing is all the moives listed above made a ****load of money, which vindicates their production and gives the idiots who made them more cred to make more steaming piles of ****e.

FlySurfer
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23 Oct 2011 9:05pm
CJW said...
- Watchemen - wtf was that even about...it's like 3 hours long, by 1.5hrs there was zero plot of character development, I couldn't take it any more.


What you talking about Willis! Watchmen rocks! Dr. Manhattan! I even have the longer version with the pointless cartoon bits.
myusernam
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23 Oct 2011 8:06pm
to the haters
clerks, clerks 2 and chasing amy all classics. mallrats less so. Kevin is a cinematic master.

now for the worst list. Dennis hopper makes some pretty bad movies, possibly none worse than
SPACE TRUCKERS

allthough blue velvet might go close.

Eyes wide shut - paid $16.50 for this in the 90's. nearly fkn killed me.

Bad luetenant - harvey kietel....Dudes rape some nuns and the crack smoking luitenent lets them go

Mobydisc
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23 Oct 2011 9:33pm
CJW said...



- Indy Jones 4 - Where to start....won't bother.






Yeah I saw this movie at the picture theatres. What a waste of about $40 for us. It should have been called Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the flying saucers.



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