Elizabeth, darling, you know it could never work between us. Despite the distance from Perth to Brisbane I am an emotional rollercoaster after being unceremoniously DUMPED a couple of weeks back and it just wouldn't be fair on you. You will always have a special place in my heart though, and whenever the wind blows it will whisper to me 'it's time to go kiteboarding' 'Elizabeth, Elizabeth...'

It would never work pat because you are old and fat.
Also Elizabeth has good taste and consequently loves me as i am young and virile
I would be happy to duel at dawn for the ladies hand if required
PR

Since you laid down the challenge, I pick the weapons. It shall be...

Trainer kites. At dawn. South Perth waterfront.

But I'm on site at the moment, so it will have to wait.

Then there's a hint of happiness on the horizon, I see green arrows for after I get back for Wednesday, so it will have to wait until after that. Especially if Friday hits 25 knots like it says at time of writing.

Hold on a sec, you haven't kited in 9 months Elizabeth? Why is this? Is there something wrong with you? Are you sick? Have you lost a limb? Are you alright in the head? Perhaps you aren't worth duelling for if you don't kite. Egads. Please tell me it's not so.

Hey, I know secret beige too. What about the secret beige night kiting society hey? If you want to use secret beige I think you should be considering paying me royalties for it.

Anyway, what's a math of ping pong?

I also, obvioulsy, didn't read your last posted six minutes before mine, I took more than 6 minutes to write it and didn't go back into the thread afterwards.

Cheerio

Arghhh... Mytchook the apostate. Purgatory has a name and its "kiting"

elizabethb said...

Ahh Rellie and Pat! I wish you all the BEST with your competition to win my heart. I shall see the winner soon

Fair maiden, we have been in contact and decided a fair format for the duel. We have also set a tenative date, this Friday. The weapons will indeed be kites, but not trainers. Boards will also be involved. And a GPS. Fastest man wins...

I got this:

The readout on the GPS showed a maximum of 67.6km/h [36.5knots] and the track data showed:

5 bests' average = 65.9km/h [35.58Knots]

Best Speed n°1 = 70.29km/h [37.95Knots] (195.3 meters in 10.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°2 = 65.77km/h [35.51Knots] (127.9 meters in 7.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°3 = 65.77km/h [35.51Knots] (127.9 meters in 7.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°4 = 63.91km/h [34.51Knots] (142.0 meters in 8.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°5 = 63.77km/h [34.43Knots] (141.7 meters in 8.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°6 = 62.67km/h [33.84Knots] (87.0 meters in 5.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°7 = 62.53km/h [33.76Knots] (34.7 meters in 2.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°8 = 62.2km/h [33.59Knots] (103.7 meters in 6.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°9 = 62.01km/h [33.48Knots] (103.3 meters in 6.0 sec.)
Best Speed n°10 = 61.33km/h [33.11Knots] (51.1 meters in 3.0 sec.)

but no sign of Rellie. I think that means he forfeits the duel? So, Liz, will you be mine...

Cute Liz and Pat