seems like after five hours of windsurfing my performance in bed is otherwise pethetic.. according to the misses. everytime i have a good session on the water all i want to do is pass-out under the sheets. Its ok if im asleap dreaming of wind when she is on-top but when i am "summonzed" for duty i cant perform i can bearly move my arms and my legs cause they feel like jelly . tis is not erectile dysfunction as that area is working fine. its more hardcore wind-induced physical body dysfunction. I feel that the only thing i want her to do is denco-rub massage
she stated that she is going run over my boards with her car and make a bonfire out of my sails so she can get her satisfaction..:/? im scared thay she is going to run of with the postman who does "scrapbook" as a hobby please help?
I will go over to your place and give it to her. I promise I'll be really bad in bed, she'll think you are good (comparatively) and will want you again.
i think you need help. you have unfortunately over indulged and now your addiction is taking over your life. i can see how this could happen to anyone although i've never experienced it.
then i thought
sometimes we look to the wrong reasons not realising there is an issue we subconsiously cannot reconcile.
maybe it's not actually the windsurfing but more just you are a dud.......
Nowind??? don't let her run over your boards and destroy your sails, Donate them to me , as is.[}:)][}:)] Then you two can work out your problem without, overbearing distractions! easy..... peasy.....lots..o..love LOL LOL
Just buy a Starboard Gemini and then you can do both at once :D
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Starboard Gemini Double Delight said... the most unique ride of your life
Starboard Gemini Double Delight said... to see beginners scream as they feel the sensation
^ i find a drop of V on the tongue is all that is needed.
V?
there is a scene in the tv show true blood where one of the characters drops vampire blood and has too much,
makes things go into overdrive and he has to have the excess pressure relieved from his jack johnson with a syringe.
ouch!
Oh Oh, needles at the best of times are bad but sticking one into oh oh cant say it faaaaaaark no get it away from me aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
we broke up wow what a shame. turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell
we broke up wow what a shame. turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell
Go on post her address, now thats gold!! sound like a nice girl not
its ok guys now when i go windsurfing i dont cop a domestic dispute!!!!!! you guys can have her and her winging. usually heart broken ut this time im glad.. back to being single ... she can dick her room mates all she wants now..;...
we broke up wow what a shame. turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell