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NowindSurfer
NowindSurfer
WA
163 posts
WA, 163 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:58pm
seems like after five hours of windsurfing my performance in bed is otherwise pethetic.. according to the misses.
everytime i have a good session on the water all i want to do is pass-out under the sheets.
Its ok if im asleap dreaming of wind when she is on-top but when i am "summonzed" for duty i cant perform i can bearly move my arms and my legs cause they feel like jelly . tis is not erectile dysfunction as that area is working fine.
its more hardcore wind-induced physical body dysfunction.
I feel that the only thing i want her to do is denco-rub massage

she stated that she is going run over my boards with her car and make a bonfire out of my sails so she can get her satisfaction..:/?
im scared thay she is going to run of with the postman who does "scrapbook" as a hobby
please help?
mkseven
mkseven
QLD
2315 posts
QLD, 2315 posts
2 Dec 2009 1:07am
one word- it begins with vibr... and ends in "leave me the hell alone i'm going to sleep"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23695 posts
WA, 23695 posts
1 Dec 2009 11:13pm
I will go over to your place and give it to her.
I promise I'll be really bad in bed, she'll think you are good (comparatively) and will want you again.

I won't even charge.

kookyboy
kookyboy
QLD
1 posts
QLD, 1 posts
2 Dec 2009 6:46am
fix her up before u go sailing???
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
2 Dec 2009 8:42am
i wasn't going to bite but,

first i thought

i think you need help. you have unfortunately over indulged and now your addiction is taking over your life. i can see how this could happen to anyone although i've never experienced it.

then i thought

sometimes we look to the wrong reasons not realising there is an issue we subconsiously cannot reconcile.

maybe it's not actually the windsurfing but more just you are a dud.......
j murray
j murray
SA
947 posts
SA, 947 posts
2 Dec 2009 9:40am
Nowind??? don't let her run over your boards and destroy your sails,
Donate them to me , as is.[}:)][}:)] Then you two can work out
your problem without, overbearing distractions!
easy..... peasy.....lots..o..love LOL LOL
Scully
Scully
WA
412 posts
WA, 412 posts
2 Dec 2009 7:36am
Just buy a Starboard Gemini and then you can do both at once :D

Starboard Gemini Double Delight said...
Starboard Star Touch deck finish is a textured PU clear coat that generates grip when wet, yet remains smooth and non-abrasive to the skin.


Starboard Gemini Double Delight said...
the most unique ride of your life


Starboard Gemini Double Delight said...
to see beginners scream as they feel the sensation



SOLD>?
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 8:31am
Has he pinched busters avatar? I think he has!!
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2575 posts
NSW, 2575 posts
2 Dec 2009 12:43pm
sorry mate, cant help as i dont have that problem and wouldnt be able to share my experience.
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:31am
I had the same issue;
I'm single and I hunt Friday nights and Saturday night both after a good 3-4 hours session.

One big can of energy drink (I like samedi) + One blue pill if you know what I mean
Keeps me going all night long

As you can see from my avatar I'm still effected by my last weekend's doze
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 11:11am
Idiot said...

I had the same issue;
I'm single and I hunt Friday nights and Saturday night both after a good 3-4 hours session.

One big can of energy drink (I like samedi) + One blue pill if you know what I mean
Keeps me going all night long

As you can see from my avatar I'm still effected by my last weekend's doze



The blue ones are to strong, not that I know
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
2 Dec 2009 1:14pm
^ i find a drop of V on the tongue is all that is needed.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 11:26am
Gestalt said...

^ i find a drop of V on the tongue is all that is needed.


V?
laff77
laff77
NSW
273 posts
NSW, 273 posts
2 Dec 2009 2:39pm
Harden up
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
2 Dec 2009 1:47pm
doggie said...

Gestalt said...

^ i find a drop of V on the tongue is all that is needed.


V?


there is a scene in the tv show true blood where one of the characters drops vampire blood and has too much,

makes things go into overdrive and he has to have the excess pressure relieved from his jack johnson with a syringe.

ouch!
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 11:54am
Gestalt said...

doggie said...

Gestalt said...

^ i find a drop of V on the tongue is all that is needed.


V?


there is a scene in the tv show true blood where one of the characters drops vampire blood and has too much,

makes things go into overdrive and he has to have the excess pressure relieved from his jack johnson with a syringe.

ouch!


Oh Oh, needles at the best of times are bad but sticking one into oh oh cant say it faaaaaaark no get it away from me aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
2 Dec 2009 12:18pm
Porn always helps
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 12:35pm
Porn is good....
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
TAS, 2213 posts
2 Dec 2009 3:36pm
There is only one food that will dampen her desire - wedding cake
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
2 Dec 2009 4:45pm
Get her into windsurfing...then she'll leave you alone!

Also, gives you the chance to buy more gear...for her.
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 1:59pm
Sailhack said...

Get her into windsurfing...then she'll leave you alone!

Also, gives you the chance to buy more gear...for her.



Give her a credit card and car keys then she will leave you alone, or just be single like me, never hasseled but I dont get that many roots either
NowindSurfer
NowindSurfer
WA
163 posts
WA, 163 posts
2 Dec 2009 2:17pm
we broke up wow what a shame.
turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell
doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 2:42pm
NowindSurfer said...

we broke up wow what a shame.
turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell



Go on post her address, now thats gold!! sound like a nice girl not
Gorgo
Gorgo
VIC
5125 posts
VIC, 5125 posts
2 Dec 2009 6:11pm
Sailhack said...

Get her into windsurfing...then she'll leave you alone!
...


She can already sit on the beach doing nothing and watching kiters. Why should she spend all that money on windsurfing gear as well?

The solution is to have a nice lunch, give her a romantic afternoon delight ... then zoom out the door in time to catch the sea breeze.

Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
2 Dec 2009 3:27pm
I think you should talk to a family consultant.

Me and wife (aka my right hand) are totally good together after a 2 hour session.

doggie
doggie
WA
15849 posts
WA, 15849 posts
2 Dec 2009 3:31pm
Idiot said...

I think you should talk to a family consultant.

Me and wife (aka my right hand) are totally good together after a 2 hour session.




When did you get married idiot?
Idiot
Idiot
WA
577 posts
WA, 577 posts
2 Dec 2009 3:38pm
doggie said...

...When did you get married idiot?


Right after I got my right hand wife pregnant
NowindSurfer
NowindSurfer
WA
163 posts
WA, 163 posts
2 Dec 2009 5:02pm
its ok guys now when i go windsurfing i dont cop a domestic dispute!!!!!! you guys can have her and her winging.
usually heart broken ut this time im glad..
back to being single ... she can dick her room mates all she wants now..;...
saltiest1
saltiest1
NSW
2575 posts
NSW, 2575 posts
2 Dec 2009 9:28pm
Idiot said...

I think you should talk to a family consultant.

Me and wife (aka my right hand) are totally good together after a 2 hour session.




so this is now reallity huh??
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23695 posts
WA, 23695 posts
2 Dec 2009 7:06pm
NowindSurfer said...

we broke up wow what a shame.
turns out she wants to dick her room mate insted..her loss mark do you want her emaill adress mabe the entire internet population can dick her aswell



OK but maybe just P.M
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
NSW
4188 posts
NSW, 4188 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:30pm
kookyboy said...

fix her up, sleep for a few hours, then go sailing???


fixed that for you...
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