A short story on noobs for noobs.

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sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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17 Aug 2009 8:08pm
Kitesurfers = noobs
curlyjimbo
curlyjimbo
VIC
75 posts
VIC, 75 posts
17 Aug 2009 10:12pm
noobs = kiteboarders
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
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WA, 2485 posts
17 Aug 2009 8:17pm
that term is so derogatory i believe the PC word is Newbie..
the real word we are fishing for here though is kook.
picker
picker
VIC
431 posts
VIC, 431 posts
17 Aug 2009 10:46pm
THANKS ROWDY THAT STORY IS AWSOME
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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17 Aug 2009 11:35pm
n00bs are also kiteskiers and parasurfers
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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WA, 9106 posts
17 Aug 2009 9:42pm
Any nOOb who wears boots is clearly a fan of boy boy sex.
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
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17 Aug 2009 10:02pm
so says the man with a chubby asian boy as his avatar u into the man boy sex reli?

other terms include: dangler, sky merchant, cloud climber, cloud dancer, air ballerina, roller blading
waveslave
waveslave
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17 Aug 2009 10:53pm
poor relative said...

Any nOOb who wears boots is clearly a fan of boy boy sex.






Here's a n00b wearing boots. ^^^
lol.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
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17 Aug 2009 10:58pm
That guy is more hardcore than any of the bowmosexual noobs these days.... hes riding a 2 line!..... Quick! saftey police!
Abesy
Abesy
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WA, 266 posts
17 Aug 2009 11:13pm
i vote rowdy for moderator
Charl dv
Charl dv
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18 Aug 2009 12:55am
I second that vote. all that oppose can move on haha
KIT33R
KIT33R
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18 Aug 2009 8:43am
Can't get enough of the quality on this forum.
myusernam
myusernam
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18 Aug 2009 9:10am
waveslave said...

poor relative said...

Any nOOb who wears boots is clearly a fan of boy boy sex.






Here's a n00b wearing boots. ^^^
lol.


clearly those are backless bindings
Oceaneer
Oceaneer
QLD
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18 Aug 2009 9:51am
about the only thing i think he is missing is the kitesurfing jump suit pants, otherwise he is one deck out guy
poor relative
poor relative
WA
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18 Aug 2009 8:09am
Isn't that that Warren bloke from Fiji?
Charl dv
Charl dv
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18 Aug 2009 9:44am
myusernam said...

waveslave said...

poor relative said...

Any nOOb who wears boots is clearly a fan of boy boy sex.






Here's a n00b wearing boots. ^^^
lol.


clearly those are backless bindings


nah they definitly have backs on t hem, cant you see tht bit of tube around his ankle? backed bindings are all the rage these days
GalahOnTheBay
GalahOnTheBay
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18 Aug 2009 12:56pm
Charl dv said...

that term is so derogatory i believe the PC word is Newbie..
the real word we are fishing for here though is kook.


but as newb is not the same as noob is not the same as kook we should make sure we use the right word...
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
2485 posts
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18 Aug 2009 11:04am
so if i want to be helpful id say
Hey newbie hows it going..

if they are anoying and in the way id say watch out you noob

and if they start doing my head in i'd say
F*ck of you KOOK!

that clear it all up for you?
hilly
hilly
WA
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18 Aug 2009 11:12am
poor relative said...

Any nOOb who wears boots is clearly a fan of boy boy sex.


Relie I am really concerned about your recent comments here and sup forum you seem obsessed with gays
getfunky
getfunky
WA
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18 Aug 2009 2:42pm
Did someone say Boobs?


Man I never thought I would be chuffed to see a slave post!? That is GOLD slave.
hookworm
hookworm
VIC
600 posts
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18 Aug 2009 5:43pm
kiteboarding in boots and calling it wakestyle is like roller blading on a half pipe and calling it skate style. Get over it and bye a bout if you want to wakeboard.
sir ROWDY
sir ROWDY
WA
5378 posts
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18 Aug 2009 4:05pm
Whats kiteboarding in straps and calling it wakestyle then?.... riding heelys in the bottom of a 12ft bowl and calling it vert style? lol
surfingboye
surfingboye
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18 Aug 2009 6:06pm
waveslave said...




this guy is soo kook.

he is wearing;
a surf hat
a gath helmet
sunglasses
gloves
seat harness
booties
heel straps
some sort of flotation device

but he seems to be missing one thing. a REEL.

LOL.

i would just be like , if i was seen kiting with him.
getfunky
getfunky
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18 Aug 2009 4:09pm
hookworm said...

kiteboarding in boots and calling it wakestyle is like roller blading on a half pipe and calling it skate style. Get over it and bye a bout if you want to wakeboard.


Bout time I got a bout..


I just realised my kit looks quite like that guy's.. really.
hookworm
hookworm
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18 Aug 2009 6:17pm
ooopsi boat sorry my crappy attempt to get rowdy ranting
kitekid123
kitekid123
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18 Aug 2009 7:51pm
dont forget the denim pants
greenleader
greenleader
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18 Aug 2009 10:51pm
that pic does look like a piss take.

i was unaware americans were capable of payout humour?
Charl dv
Charl dv
WA
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18 Aug 2009 8:55pm
sir ROWDY said...

Whats kiteboarding in straps and calling it wakestyle then?.... riding heelys in the bottom of a 12ft bowl and calling it vert style? lol


no because heelys in the bottom of a 12 ft bowl is more legit
bennie
bennie
ACT
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18 Aug 2009 11:55pm








on 2nd look, that photo has to be a piss take. I know their are some weird mofo's about but c'mon. Every part of his getup suggests he is having a laugh, woolen gloves, backwards helmet, pfd, 2 line kite.Denim jeans,seat harness, and those booties, he is wearing shorts with a wetsuit hood.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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18 Aug 2009 11:56pm
meaning seppos are unable to do a subtle p1sstake!
hookworm
hookworm
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19 Aug 2009 7:26pm
sir ROWDY said...

Whats kiteboarding in straps and calling it wakestyle then?.... riding heelys in the bottom of a 12ft bowl and calling it vert style? lol


thats just down right crazy have you ever tried heelys any man who can ride those bad boy's in a bowl has my respect. i tried them once at a night club on the dance floor to get the attention of some local fluff and got punished.
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