Dam poor bugger, Breaking bones sux.

If the wind's 30knts and there's no one around to land me... I just 'depower my kite', wrap the saftey Leash around a tree, bush, fence, buried board, whatever...take my kite to the edge of the window....and go get it. (Sometimes I'll run up towards the kite with my hand on one of the front lines, just in case....but most of the time it just sits there)