Are dickheads attracted to certain brands?

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Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 10:09am
I've noticed a correlation between certain brands of kites attracting certain types of riders in the same way that hoons are attracted to specific models of car.

For example, the majority of kite dickheads who perform close to the beach to try impress people seem to ride Fuel's or RPM's. I don't notice the same issue with Torch , C4 or Vegas riders which fall into the same (or similar) C shaped unhooked category. On the other side of the fence, as much as we joke about cab's and tree's, the majority of guilty parties are beginners who don't know any better. I.e. I don't often see Cab riders showing off close to shore and given the pure volume of cab's vs slingshots, the percentage should be higher if there was no correlation.

Any thoughts? Time to start crushing kites for the offenders?
Plummet
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11 Jan 2013 7:20am
at my local the less experienced tend to ride switch. probably because they are cheaper to buy. thats not allways the case. but i see it as a trend.
junglist
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11 Jan 2013 10:23am
I heard that sheep are attracted to Ozone.
CarlBevo
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11 Jan 2013 10:32am
Saffer said...

I've noticed a correlation between certain brands of kites attracting certain types of riders in the same way that hoons are attracted to specific models of car.

For example, the majority of kite dickheads who perform close to the beach to try impress people seem to ride Fuel's or RPM's. I don't notice the same issue with Torch , C4 or Vegas riders which fall into the same (or similar) C shaped unhooked category. On the other side of the fence, as much as we joke about cab's and tree's, the majority of guilty parties are beginners who don't know any better. I.e. I don't often see Cab riders showing off close to shore and given the pure volume of cab's vs slingshots, the percentage should be higher if there was no correlation.

Any thoughts? Time to start crushing kites for the offenders?



That would have to down as one of the all time greats in useful forum posts serious quality
CarlBevo
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11 Jan 2013 11:02am
Hope your not calling me a d&$@ head that would not be very nice
By the way I ride Rally's

Mmm now your post has mysteriously gone
stamp
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11 Jan 2013 10:02am
****heads are attracted to certain areas rather than certain brands.
you kite at st kilda.
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 11:11am
CarlBevo said...
Hope your not calling me a d&$@ head that would not be very nice
By the way I ride Rally's

Mmm now your post has mysteriously gone


I realised I misread your post :) Rebel riders often misread posts.
surfingboye
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11 Jan 2013 11:11am
And they usually kite in wake boots...
[}:)]
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 11:17am
stamp said...
****heads are attracted to certain areas rather than certain brands.
you kite at st kilda.


I think we need to create a beach with lifelike statues of women tanning on the beach. All the dickheads will immediately find their way there and we'll have 50 riders jostling for position to try throw their handle passes 5m from the beach in front of the girls to impress them. On the odd chance that they crash their kites into the lifelike female statues, the only damage will be done to the kites and if they try to talk to the women, they probably won't notice that the women aren't real as most women ignore them anyway.

And no, I don't kite at StK unless I really have to and there is no one else there (early morning when the Fuel riders are still in bed with hangovers or midweek during the day when they're at work or in the dole queue)
SaveTheWhales
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11 Jan 2013 8:22am
I think you just flamed all the surfboard rides on shore breaks lol not much difference from trickin to surfing your kite over sunbathers

I think too - the idiots are the ones who buy a certain brand - thinks its the bees knees with rants n raves and then the company completely redesigns the kite the next year - because after all the R & D pimp my vids kids & charging top dollars - it was just a crap kite, but its all good because the stupid are still fooled and they make money

A classic Fail example is they design a 9 or 10 which works - then reduce or add material and Wallah - you have 6,7,8,11,12,14m kite range... fooled again

I think 'Best' are on the right path by designing 1 model for a set wind strength as you cant make a 6m and expect a 12m to retain its traits period the line lengths for a start, dictate a flatter or narower canopy shape for size



Mask
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11 Jan 2013 8:28am
Saffer said...

I've noticed a correlation between certain brands of kites attracting certain types of riders in the same way that hoons are attracted to specific models of car.

For example, the majority of kite dickheads who perform close to the beach to try impress people seem to ride Fuel's or RPM's. I don't notice the same issue with Torch , C4 or Vegas riders which fall into the same (or similar) C shaped unhooked category. On the other side of the fence, as much as we joke about cab's and tree's, the majority of guilty parties are beginners who don't know any better. I.e. I don't often see Cab riders showing off close to shore and given the pure volume of cab's vs slingshots, the percentage should be higher if there was no correlation.

Any thoughts? Time to start crushing kites for the offenders?


I know what you mean.
Look at that Lenten guy showing off of on his Fuels.
Makes you mad.
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 11:31am
Mask said...
I know what you mean.
Look at that Lenten guy showing off of on his Fuels.
Makes you mad.


The difference is he does it in 45 knots when no one wants to be on the beach. Our Len10 wannabe kiters tend to select different environments for their display of bravado because most can't handle those conditions.
eppo
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11 Jan 2013 8:48am
I don't know if this is that constructive saffer? I suppose the only defence I can put forward to fuel and rpm riders is that freestyle needs the flatter water closer to shore and they are pushing the limits of that part of the sport with a higher margin for error.
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 12:02pm
eppo said...
I don't know if this is that constructive saffer? I suppose the only defence I can put forward to fuel and rpm riders is that freestyle needs the flatter water closer to shore and they are pushing the limits of that part of the sport with a higher margin for error.


I also think you're confusing high with low. If you kite close to shore, you have little to no margin for error. When you are riding unhooked and close to shore with a suicide, you actually need more room as you are not killing the power of the kite when you fall so you're more likely to get dragged.

On the issue of flat water, I'd argue most of the flatwater spots we have don't require you to do your tricks close to shore.
suniboy21
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11 Jan 2013 12:03pm
I think the reason why these guys are labeled dickheads is because they are allways the ones in the light pulling unhooked tricks near there mates, showponies yeah but dickheads i dont think so.
they ride all types of kites and def not labeled to one brand.
Unlike a Bogan in a SS commodore.
Many reasons why people pull tricks close to beach, I know i dont pull mine on my 400m tac out to sea as its just a too far a swim in with a twisted kite!


Big eeeZeee
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11 Jan 2013 12:23pm
Saffer said...
eppo said...
I don't know if this is that constructive saffer? I suppose the only defence I can put forward to fuel and rpm riders is that freestyle needs the flatter water closer to shore and they are pushing the limits of that part of the sport with a higher margin for error.


I also think you're confusing high with low. If you kite close to shore, you have little to no margin for error. When you are riding unhooked and close to shore with a suicide, you actually need more room as you are not killing the power of the kite when you fall so you're more likely to get dragged.

On the issue of flat water, I'd argue most of the flatwater spots we have don't require you to do your tricks close to shore.

^^^^

If you unhooked safer you'd realise how wrong your statement is. I try not to throw stuff too close to the shore cause i've had mates break bones, but it definitely is where the majority of flat water is.
oceanfire
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11 Jan 2013 9:41am
I'm not sure doing tricks close to the shore is a bad thing unless they are getting in the way or causing dramas?

My main concern is the kiters approaching on an opposite tack and insisting on holding their upwind line even though you've clearly got the better angle upwind, so you are pretty much forced to give way down wind.
As well as that the kiters who pass close to you downwind, but still keep their kite too high.
Oh and tailgaters when you want to change direction to let someone off the beach, look over your shoulder and they're right there behind you and not looking like they are getting ready to turn around and you're losing room fast.

Not major stuff, but yeah, I haven't noticed any brand specific behaviour good or bad.
high as a kite
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11 Jan 2013 12:52pm
Saffer said...

I don't often see Cab riders showing off close to shore



There's a reason for that



Sorry me bad.
theDoctor
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11 Jan 2013 1:28pm

wainman
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11 Jan 2013 1:38pm
Big eeeZeee said...
If you unhooked safer you'd realise how wrong your statement is. I try not to throw stuff too close to the shore cause i've had mates break bones, but it definitely is where the majority of flat water is.


St Kilda (behind the pier and kiddies pond) provide no risk to beach goers so no need to ride in the flat water directly where the learners are with your kite above the beach.

Altona has plenty of flatwater away from the beaches so no need to ride with your kite above the people lying on the beach near the pier when you are unhooking (and yet they still do).

Brighton the flatwater extends out far enough not to put anyone on shore at risk and yet they still do. I.e. do tricks where the flatwater starts, not where it ends (often see kites crashing on shore from wayward unhooked tricks)

Rosebud has enough flatwater far out to not have to worry about doing tricks close to shore and yet people will continue to do their tricks close enough to shore to make it difficult for those riders who are trying to get out. Strangely enough, said riders generally do the tricks directly where the launch/land point it rather than close to shore 100m up or down the shore.

Inverloch, massive sandbank that creates enough flatwater to keep any unhooked rider happy and no need to do tricks close to the launching/landing beach unless you're showing off, if the sandbank is submerged, plenty of space to the left and yet it's not used. I.e. are the riders really looking for flatwater or just trying to show off.

I still maintain that doing tricks close to shore is a choice rather than due to environmental factors like flat water.
ice
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11 Jan 2013 1:46pm
Question: If you do a trick and no one sees it, is it still a trick?
stuntnaz
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11 Jan 2013 1:47pm
I will be doing my tricks in deeper water from now on . Out for months now broken foot ,thanks to doing tricks close to shore.
Prawnhead
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11 Jan 2013 1:50pm
"Are dickheads attracted to certain brands?"

well we sure as sh8t know that they are attracted to certain forums
Big eeeZeee
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11 Jan 2013 2:05pm
Saff - there's a difference between flat water and small chop. If you unhooked and actually appreciated the difference between the two and the ability to actually throw a trick much cleaner you'd understand why freestylers/wake love flat water. Anyhow agree with the whole crashing kite on beach. If it gets to that extent then yes, said kiter is a dickhead.
Big eeeZeee
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11 Jan 2013 2:08pm
Saff - there's a difference between flat water and small chop. If you unhooked and actually appreciated the difference between the two and the ability to actually throw a trick much cleaner you'd understand why freestylers/wake love flat water. Anyhow agree with the whole crashing kite on beach. If it gets to that extent then yes, said kiter is a dickhead.
JOYRIDER
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11 Jan 2013 11:58am
Saffer said...
Big eeeZeee said...
If you unhooked safer you'd realise how wrong your statement is. I try not to throw stuff too close to the shore cause i've had mates break bones, but it definitely is where the majority of flat water is.


St Kilda (behind the pier and kiddies pond) provide no risk to beach goers so no need to ride in the flat water directly where the learners are with your kite above the beach.

Altona has plenty of flatwater away from the beaches so no need to ride with your kite above the people lying on the beach near the pier when you are unhooking (and yet they still do).

Brighton the flatwater extends out far enough not to put anyone on shore at risk and yet they still do. I.e. do tricks where the flatwater starts, not where it ends (often see kites crashing on shore from wayward unhooked tricks)

Rosebud has enough flatwater far out to not have to worry about doing tricks close to shore and yet people will continue to do their tricks close enough to shore to make it difficult for those riders who are trying to get out. Strangely enough, said riders generally do the tricks directly where the launch/land point it rather than close to shore 100m up or down the shore.

Inverloch, massive sandbank that creates enough flatwater to keep any unhooked rider happy and no need to do tricks close to the launching/landing beach unless you're showing off, if the sandbank is submerged, plenty of space to the left and yet it's not used. I.e. are the riders really looking for flatwater or just trying to show off.

I still maintain that doing tricks close to shore is a choice rather than due to environmental factors like flat water.



Maybe it takes the time between the choppy bit and the beach to grow some balls and work out how to unhook??

I normally kite alone or with a small group of mates.
Lately i've been riding in popular heavily populated areas.

holy ****!
what has our sport come too.
I feel embarrassed! Due to the fact that 1. seeing the get up people wear on the water 2. the stupidity people show on the water.

did anyone have that game LEMMINGS??
its very similar.
Smithy
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11 Jan 2013 3:13pm
Bored Saffer and just poking the bears... or are you back on the blue pills??
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 3:24pm
Smithy said...
Bored Saffer and just poking the bears... or are you back on the blue pills??


Bingo, we have a winner. Poking at bears and boy do they hate to be poked!

26 posts before someone finally realised it was a trolling post.

The blue pills sound nice though...
Prawnhead
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11 Jan 2013 3:39pm
Saffer said...
Smithy said...
Bored Saffer and just poking the bears... or are you back on the blue pills??


Bingo, we have a winner. Poking at bears and boy do they hate to be poked!

26 posts before someone finally realised it was a trolling post.

The blue pills sound nice though...


25 .............!!
sir ROWDY
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11 Jan 2013 1:56pm
NORTH .... cough cough... kooks... cough.

Also people riding boots - total kooks.

p.s.

Saffer said:
"Vegas riders don't fall into the same category"


- Obviously haven't been to safety bay, or the rest of the world.
Saffer
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11 Jan 2013 6:28pm
sir ROWDY said...
NORTH .... cough cough... kooks... cough.

Also people riding boots - total kooks.

p.s.

Saffer said:
"Vegas riders don't fall into the same category"


- Obviously haven't been to safety bay, or the rest of the world.


Yeah but it's only the euro Vegas riders. We don't get that many of them this side of the world
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