Dear The Sir Rowdy Of Lennox (aka sellout ridin straps at lennox comp)
I am greatly interested in you training camp. Please notify me of the price in which it shall cost to enter the extravagant yet wonderful opportunity. I really hope we spend a few days standing in our mirrors with the straps on our surfboards getting the right pose to highlight our attributes. Will the inclusion of black rats be included in the price of the event. Is this a team maggot funded event in which a young nameless lad shall go missing on the beach for at least 4 hours, and return minus some body fluids but replenished with fresh new exotic diseases. Please feel free to return information to
[email protected].
Thanking you so greatly very extraordinary wingardium leviosa......
Expecto-------pertronummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!