You're right bro - no boardies is far less queer

New around here? It's not that secret really is it? I mean the fact that it happens. What it means is entirely another question.

The simplest answer may be that if you kite somewhere shallow, better your boardies take the abrasion than your $$$ wetty.

But clearly that's not the whole story.

By concealing my knob (however colossal or tiny) am I keeping voyeurism at bay, or simply adding to the mystique? Am I sending a "you have to earn your way into these pants" message, or simply saying "move along, nothing to see here."

By not wearing boardies, am I suggesting that there's nothing at all sexual about how I look when I kite (and only a disgusting pervert would think such a thing) and we should just get on with kiting, or am I out and proud - "this is what I got, check it out"?

And even then, is the absence of boardies necessarily homoerotic, or could it be a simple assertion of maleness, or does it help to get rid of, or at least keep at bay, some lingering doubts.

One thing is clear, by the intensity of passion this topic generates, over and over again, year after year, there's clearly more to it than meets the eye.

The only generalisations I might add are:

1. The meaning ascribed to the boardshorts says as much about the beholder as the wearer,
2. The angrier you get about it, thew more repressed you will seem to be ...

Whip it good.

Speedos over wettie..... sooooo 2015

Worse is a Lycra stinger suit. You need a good ego to wear one.

INTHELOOP said..

what about undies under wettie?

Man that's an untapped market. Superhero wet suits!

Who would you be?

Just don't wear a wet suit. Harden up nancy boys ,It got out that our art teacher is a surfer and surfed in winter prior to the era of woos suits ,the modern day surfers asked what she wore in winter when she went surfing to which she replied a bikini limp boy what about you ?

Its all about the wang.

And colour co-ordination to ur kit. Cant have blue harness without blue kite and boardies bro

People talk bout colours and leashes size aye

scubaste said..

What's the deal with the Boardies over the wettie,?

Is it a secret gay thing, that is globally recognised by the bisexual community ?


WTF........

Hmmmmmm Advisable attire when kiting Pinnaroo Point. Strongly recommended whilst passing the ablution block.

scubaste said..

What's the deal with the Boardies over the wettie,?

Do people still do that ?

When I surf I just wear a steamer, if I kites or wakeboard the boardies go on. There is more walking around, mingling with people on land, getting a feed from a shop. If I was to just rock up, walk 50m to the water and kite then pack up and go (like I do surfing) I wouldn't bother with the bordies.
Unless you wanted to be fashionable

Plummet said..

Kamikuza said..

You're right bro - no boardies is far less queer

Your a kinky fudwhumper Kamikuza!

I can honestly say I did not expect to see a horse gimpsuit on seabreeze when I logged in today. Infact I was completely unaware that horse gimpsuits even exists! I guess I'm not surprised. Weirder things have happened at sea!..... Like crazy people self conscious about there meat and 2 veg size, wearing boardies over a perfectly good wetsuits.

I just googled "boardies no wettie gay or what" and that was the first picture :DSnowboard pants! Is that what those were? I got some videos of guys wearing what I thought were ice hockey pants...

Did my first winter here with just boardies and rashguard+t-shirt... bloody freezing, not fun at all. 0??C air temp and the water is pretty much just snow melt. If you want to be a masochist, that's good for you... but I love my 6mm suit ;)



I'm the idiot who makes a brief appearance in the blue t-shirt. I found a hat floating on the lake that day so that was a bonus!

"Water Skating" WTF....

It's a proven method to flush out the gay guy in the pack - he who doesn't like seeing it and needs to vent it to the world, is definitely gay

IanR said..

Been done so many times before!!!
If you want to look like a male ballet dancer and show off the size of your package don't wear baggies over your wettie
If you want to be discreet about the size of your package wear baggies
The choice is yours

If you are worried about people noticing your package, then I guess there's a good chance you're noticing the packages of others.. just saying..