I'm not sure i like the new responsible 'slave
You havent started wearing a safety leash have you wavey....
Must admit have missed you recently

we could spray it with perfume, clothe it in a dress, burn it club it bury it, whilst naked chanting "i should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky i should be so lucky in love"

He would probably say that we didnt get enough breast when we were babies

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Originally posted by Spacemonkey!

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you are no better than trolls such as Kitegrom, shakleforlife the arcmancan ect...

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sniff sniff Spacemonkey doesn't love me anymore...

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Originally posted by azza

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Originally posted by Spacemonkey!

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you are no better than trolls such as Kitegrom, shakleforlife the arcmancan ect...

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sniff sniff Spacemonkey doesn't love me anymore...

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Your not a troll, your a spammer, geez azza get it right. FFS.

Well doesnt look like i will be hanging around woodies again for at least the next 7 days so hopefully either someone or something comes and removes it. I couldnt be stuffed about it any more to tell you the truth.

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Originally posted by poor relative

He would probably say that we didnt get enough breast when we were babies

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... and too much in our adolescence, and never enough since.

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Originally posted by greenleader

has centrelink caught up with you again munkster?

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No have you seen the forecast- It's SH1THOUSE, absoultely horrible.

Dear Dr Azza,

has Nurse Ratched finally stopped giving you cod liver oil for breakfast?

Nurse Dirty Debbie will be available to give you lavender scented enemas if you still smell when you arrive in WA...

regards,

Juddy

What did we say azza about filling the forum with junk?

Take one dead seal.

Slice through on a plane perpendicular to and approximately halfway along the long axis of seal. A chainsaw or similarly decent tool may be necessary to get through the bones.

Remove innards of top half of seal. Depending on location of cut this should include lungs, heart, food tract etc. Leave bones in.

Cut semi-circle from what was the chest area of the seal.

Place on head in winter to keep head and ears warm.

Or another variation of clubbing seals...
www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/stop-clubbing-baby-seals/?xid=987f769b-ba56-b3c4-89e5-4f6b142b9636
They never buy a round, they dance too close, and their breath smells of herring.

So the shark may come ba to finish it off How big were the bite marks....