cauncy said..

1 better food in Europe
2 hotter girls in Europe
3 much better beer in Europe
4 no flies in Europe
5 cheap kiting gear in Europe
6 euros always kiting while we're working
7 euro chicks sound sexier than Aussies
Plenty of to things to hate about you

1, goes to show how much of a loser some one who'd leave all that behind to live here must be

tungsten said..

dusta said..

tungsten said..


Aahhh I see. Perfectly understandable reasons for a solid bashing. I wasn't aware of the seriousness of the Euro misbehavior. I'll pass this on to your head of state to take care of the issue. She's English you know

we don't have a female prime minister

The head of state of Australia is the Queen of England. The prime minister is the head of your government. You're aware that Australia is a Monarchy I suppose?

Head of state here is looked at in two ways . Some view the queen as the head of state , some view the governor general as the head of state .

head from some hot Euro would be fantastic

cauncy said..

Blackbeard, geography wasn't your strong point at school, a pom is about as European as an Aussie

Haha Cauncy are you a pom.
By the way mate sorry to tell you but UK is part of Europe.

NoBS said..

PRAWNDOG said..



Nobs care to bring this dude up to speed

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, pooping in bushes behind the dunes, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I even busted a chick doing it once.. WTF

... omg, chicks do it too,,,, was she hot???? Did it smell like roses????

theDoctor said...

cauncy said..

1 better food in Europe
2 hotter girls in Europe
3 much better beer in Europe
4 no flies in Europe
5 cheap kiting gear in Europe
6 euros always kiting while we're working
7 euro chicks sound sexier than Aussies
Plenty of to things to hate about you

1, goes to show how much of a loser some one who'd leave all that behind to live here must be

Loser, I had an appointment with you last week for a general health chat , you asked me my age and within a minute you had my nuts in your hand asking me to cough, that I could handle it was the finger up the arse I didn't like, using my prostate for your sexual gratification now that's a loser oh any chance you could warm your hands next time doc

cauncy said...

theDoctor said...

cauncy said..

1 better food in Europe
2 hotter girls in Europe
3 much better beer in Europe
4 no flies in Europe
5 cheap kiting gear in Europe
6 euros always kiting while we're working
7 euro chicks sound sexier than Aussies
Plenty of to things to hate about you

1, goes to show how much of a loser some one who'd leave all that behind to live here must be

Loser, I had an appointment with you last week for a general health chat , you asked me my age and within a minute you had my nuts in your hand asking me to cough, that I could handle it was the finger up the arse I didn't like, using my prostate for your sexual gratification now that's a loser oh any chance you could warm your hands next time doc

best part was, you paid me $80 to do it

tungsten said..

dusta said..

Head of state here is looked at in two ways . Some view the queen as the head of state , some view the governor general as the head of state .

I'm afraid I disagree. Head of State is the Queen. Australia is a constitutional monarchy. It's based on a parliamentary system of government with Queen Elizabeth II at its apex as the Queen of Australia. The Queen is represented by her viceroys in Australia (the Governor-General at the federal level and by the Governors at the state level), who by convention act on the advice of her ministers. There's no two ways about it.

On the other hand, the head of executive authority can be seen in two ways: Supreme executive authority is vested by the Constitution of Australia in the sovereign, but the power to exercise it is conferred by the Constitution specifically on the Governor-General.

what you don,t understand about aussies is we don't give a f*#k who the head of state is.

tungsten said..

TurtleHunter said.. what you don,t understand about aussies is we don't give a f*#k who the head of state is.

Fair enough. In simple terms: it's the one who sent your great grandfathers to Australia.

" Tungsten " ( @ a mineral mined in WA and Qld ) lol, well done mate, pretend to be a euro and take the piss like only an Aussie can, even sucked in theDoctor, love your work . Bored miner humour !

And to the gorgeous blonde euro Kitergirl I loaned a kite to at Torquay yesterday, your welcome

Save our Euros,
A bit of congestion, rudenes, theft and garbage. Who cares, ( I hear Aussies in Europe are even worse)
Watching super hot chicks getting changed in the car park, awesome

One of us old windsurfers (creepy old dude #1) was rendered speechless for five minutes the other day
Quote:
"Holy s*&, won't need viagara tonight !"

FFS I even help em land their kites if they smile nicely

Well well well, the Euro issue does not seem to be that nasty after all. Even NoBS seems to be a nice guy deep down in his heart. Bit grumpy maybe, but he might just be shy, with all those unfamiliar faces hanging out on his beach. Sure enough, he does not fancy using the same pump as German Luftwaffle officers, but, to be honest, who would: the memory of Gallipoli is still fresh. I'm sure, if approached by a pair of well shaped euro eyes, he would even share his disabled parking spot.

We have a proverb in Europe, which goes "Women! Australia needs you too!". Many Euro girls follow this call every year with the best of intentions. May they be forgiven if they show an obvious lack of knowledge of the local manners.

After watching the news it looks like Aussies where busy bashing each other up on New Years eve

Cauncy It really depends where you go, there are allot of tattooed, fat, bogan, brain dead scum out there, to put it politely. A few of our good friends organised to go down south to camp next to a lake and get away from the riff raff and everything was sweet until the 20 or so dicks started doing drugs harassing everyone, trying to look for fights. If you want to have a good camping trip for NYE make sure you really look around to see who the people next door are, could save you allot of trouble later in the night, don't under estimate how **** these people are, how do you fail so badly as a parent.

dusta said..

tungsten said..





Aahhh I see. Perfectly understandable reasons for a solid bashing. I wasn't aware of the seriousness of the Euro misbehavior. I'll pass this on to your head of state to take care of the issue. She's English you know

we don't have a female prime minister

FYI: Prime Minister Tony Abbott is just the head of the Federal Government, comprised of the largest political party in the lower House of Parliament, which at the moment is his Liberal (Conservative) Party in coalition with the country/bush-based Nationals.
This is the way all governments are formed under the Westminister system adopted by most former British colonies and protectorates, whether it be in a federation of states or provinces such as Australia or Canada, or a unitary (single) electorate such as Queensland or NZ (which since the 1990s has the (M)ulti-(M)ember (P)roportional system for slecting its MPs, which is as hard to explain, bros, as to why the hell 'jandles' is used to describe choice open-toed footwear on t'other side of the Tasman Sea).
Governor-General Quentin Bryce is is the Queen's representative in Australia, while HRH Elizabeth II is the Head of State of the Commonwealth of Australia, the United Kingdom (England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland), Canada, New Zealand, Papau New Guinea, most island Carribbean countries and Gibraltar, The Falklands and Pitcairn Island, and others.
Former prime minister John Howard torpedoed the push to an Australian republic in the 1990s when he contrived to make sure the question at the referendum was worded so the movement would fail. (BTW: WA Liberal Premier Colin Barnett quietly backs a republic).
In the United States, President Barack Obama is both the head of the Federal Government and the Head of State.
France, India and Germany (both federations of states), Israel and South Africa are examples of where the roles pf prime minister and president are split, with varying differences between each politicans' power and stature reflecting the character and history of their countries.
To date, the only noted kiters in country-leading roles have been former Canadian PM Jean Cretien and second-in-line to the throne Prince William who was been reported having a crack in the past. I'd guess that Danish bloke who picked up Princess Mary in a Sydney bar may also be the the gung-ho type to give it a go. Maybe our Danish visitors can fill us in on this ....

Who really gives a crap about the royal family get a life