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Christina

29 posts

Christina

WA, 29 posts

13 Jul 2007 7:32pm

Um.. *Places grammar nazi hat on head* Possessions.

And uh.. if you're not using it, i'll take that beer!

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

13 Jul 2007 9:56pm

Thanx Christina,
beer comming your way.
Possessions...damn.. I feel sooooo dumb.

(hope I have made no spelling mistakes in this or I will look like a real idoit)

rooey

QLD

498 posts

rooey

QLD, 498 posts

14 Jul 2007 12:48pm

Confuesuss Say,"Far better to act like idiot than look like idiot"

....Christina will you do a spell check on that please ?

poor relative

9106 posts

poor relative

WA, 9106 posts

14 Jul 2007 10:50am

My hard and fast rule.
drink beer eat pies sh1t a lot.
A clean bowel is the most important factor here.

If pies and Guinness don't work i suggest colonic irrigation or just some soap and water up the ass.

rooey

QLD

498 posts

rooey

QLD, 498 posts

14 Jul 2007 12:58pm

funny about that Relo,twas thinking about starting up my own 'mobile Colonic irrigation Service'my logo is "you eat it,we'll excrete it"

Christina

29 posts

Christina

WA, 29 posts

14 Jul 2007 10:59am

quote:
Originally posted by rooey

Confuesuss Say,"Far better to look like idiot than act like idiot" ....Christina will you do a spell check on that please ?

You really want me to? Con****ius. But i think your quote should be the other way around. i prefer acting like an idiot.

Gosh, you're making me look like a really intelligent person here! I'm used to being compared with Jessica Simpson for levels of stupidity!

rooey

QLD

498 posts

rooey

QLD, 498 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:02pm

no worries chicken...changed it round..Roo

havox

148 posts

havox

WA, 148 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:16pm

quote:
Originally posted by Christina

quote:
Originally posted by rooey

Confuesuss Say,"Far better to look like idiot than act like idiot" ....Christina will you do a spell check on that please ?

You really want me to? Con****ius. But i think your quote should be the other way around. i prefer acting like an idiot.

Gosh, you're making me look like a really intelligent person here! I'm used to being compared with Jessica Simpson for levels of stupidity!

hey christina ... how many dollars are in a million? ...real question

and roey i will also donate all my worldy possesions to this cause .. accept my kites, and on the next time they send that survey thing .. what the smeg is called .. you know the one u get from the government ... im putting down "church of kiting fundamentalists" i am also willing to donate a blonde in bikini to the cause.. christina do a twirl .. she has a pretty reasonable ass yes?

Christina

29 posts

Christina

WA, 29 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:28pm

quote:
Originally posted by havox

hey christina ... how many dollars are in a million? ...real question

i am also willing to donate a blonde in bikini to the cause.. christina do a twirl .. she has a pretty reasonable ass yes?

You didnt even answer that question, so is it really fair to ask it back?

And uh.. do i have a say in my being donated? I mean.. not that living on an island with a bunch of kiters would be so bad.. but when would i get to fly?!

havox

148 posts

havox

WA, 148 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:43pm

quote:

You didnt even answer that question, so is it really fair to ask it back?

And uh.. do i have a say in my being donated? I mean.. not that living on an island with a bunch of kiters would be so bad.. but when would i get to fly?!

...no u do not get a say do as you are told blonde slave. you are now property of kiting fundamendalists and u will obey ... TWIRL!!

Christina

29 posts

Christina

WA, 29 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:46pm

You really want a slapping don't ya boy?

besides, what is the point of twirling right now? I'm stuck at work with no customers.

havox

148 posts

havox

WA, 148 posts

14 Jul 2007 1:53pm

your duties are as follows:

1) you may wear nothing more than string bikini and high heels. less is acceptable

2) you will pump up all kites required, put on the lines and launch every kiter

3) you must carry atleast 12 beers on you at any one time and curtsey when replenishing one of your kiting masters

4) provide colonic irrigation for rellie on a daily basis .. apparently it helps him kite

5)umm i dont know 5 .. but im sure i can think of something give me time

rooey

QLD

498 posts

rooey

QLD, 498 posts

14 Jul 2007 4:12pm

rule no.5.No 'g' string bikini's.All female sect err club member's must be clad in dental floss bikini's only...(after 5.00p.m dress rules apply in club house err,' house of worship' only)

Christina

29 posts

Christina

WA, 29 posts

14 Jul 2007 2:38pm

Ugh, do i have to educate you guys on everything? A string bikini is a normal bikini, only the straps are much thinner than a normal bikini. Follow this link to a string bikini: ~~http://www.seafolly.com.au/swimwear_view.asp?group=1&story=1&image=4~~

I refuse to parade around in a g-string in public. Sometimes it's nice to leave things to the imagination. And you can forget the colonic irrigation. Sorry rellie, but that's just a bit too far. Everything else is fine, but you might be waiting a while for your kites if i have to pump them. I'm lazy.

taterchip

QLD

211 posts

taterchip

QLD, 211 posts

14 Jul 2007 4:50pm

quote:
Originally posted by Christina

Ugh, do i have to educate you guys on everything? A string bikini is a normal bikini, only the straps are much thinner than a normal bikini. Follow this link to a string bikini: ~~http://www.seafolly.com.au/swimwear_view.asp?group=1&story=1&image=4~~

well i followed that link and rotated the bikini but WTF !!!! there was no boobs on the other side !!!!! what a cheap dodgey website

meanwhile.....back at the health farm i was thinking about some kinda kiting exercises, before this thread spun waaaay off track.

havox

148 posts

havox

WA, 148 posts

14 Jul 2007 4:42pm

quote:
Originally posted by taterchip

quote:
Originally posted by Christina

Ugh, do i have to educate you guys on everything? A string bikini is a normal bikini, only the straps are much thinner than a normal bikini. Follow this link to a string bikini: ~~http://www.seafolly.com.au/swimwear_view.asp?group=1&story=1&image=4~~

well i followed that link and rotated the bikini but WTF !!!! there was no boobs on the other side !!!!! what a cheap dodgey website

meanwhile.....back at the health farm i was thinking about some kinda kiting exercises, before this thread spun waaaay off track.

hehe if you look like your pic .. i would definatly reccomend it.. i tell you what pay me a lot of money and ill train you and you can look like this

the guy on the left .. it could be u ... thikn about it

puppetonastring

3619 posts

puppetonastring

WA, 3619 posts

14 Jul 2007 5:08pm

quote:
Originally posted by havox
for people interested if you need pics and stuff or further explanation let me know and i can proberly post when im bored and at work.

YES PLEASE. FOR SURE
Your jargon is gobblydegook to us laypeoples.

But Im sure heaps of us out here would be much keener to get onto (and stick to) a program if it was a "KITING" program.
Anything you could get out to us would be great.
What about hooking up with someone like Lance and making a short vid program. Reckon you could sell heaps off SB and it would be pretty easy to put together.
Whatever - but something would be fantastic. Bring it on !

jquigley

205 posts

jquigley

WA, 205 posts

14 Jul 2007 6:07pm

I could sit and twirl those bikinis all day, changed the colours and all. I was looking for a button to click on for different sizes but alas it seems one size fits all.

Back onto the original subject: I do a couple of beach runs (soft sand) a week which seems to keep the knees and ankles in pretty good shape and legs feeling strong without the jarring you get from road running. In the last 2 years or so I've gotten into paddling a ski which gives the upper body a pretty good workout. Works the torso, shoulders, back, arms. I used to have back troubles, just the usual aches and pains one gets at nearly 40, being tall, lifting stupidly heavy weights at work, playing footy in younger years, etc. The ski paddling has made a big difference, feeling stronger and more supple for it for sure. And it's best done when there's little wind so it ties in nicely with the kiting.

cRAZY Canuk

NSW

2528 posts

cRAZY Canuk

NSW, 2528 posts

14 Jul 2007 9:53pm

quote:
Originally posted by Christina

Everything else is fine, but you might be waiting a while for your kites if i have to pump them. I'm lazy.

With the injection of cash and worldly possessions promised I'm sure that we can afford an electric kite pump if one isn't "donated" to the cause to speed the process up.

Blaster

501 posts

Blaster

WA, 501 posts

14 Jul 2007 8:28pm

Had a good work out today, alternated drinking arms during the Eagles game, swapped hands with the remote every commercial.

I was so excited at the Eagles losing, I celebrated with a few extra ales and got more of a work out than the usual. The only other times I drink that bit more is when the Dockers win (so not that often) [}:)]

Go Freo!! kick those Roo's back to North Melbourne in style. I need another work out.

INfiniDIE

478 posts

INfiniDIE

WA, 478 posts

15 Jul 2007 4:11pm

and hey, drink pure blonde too, that is if you have no tastebuds and are an extreme pansy, im sure you'll lose weight that way

rusty7

QLD

504 posts

rusty7

QLD, 504 posts

15 Jul 2007 9:41pm

J quigley speaks wise words, as an over 45 I bike everyday around 20ks. And paddle a ski regularly. Either some long walks or jogging in there somewhere. This looks after your cardio and helps build leg strength and torso /upper body condition.
However if you are into the unhooked wake style handle passes etc. then you will need to do more upper body strength stuff and flexibility exercise will help. pilates and yoga are good for this. Don't get to fancy and try and taylor your program to your style of riding. Bike to work and back if possible. Use stairs instead of lifts. Its just comman sense really. Do press ups and chins lots of dips this will save you paying for a gym membership and help buy that new kite.

getfunky

4485 posts

getfunky

WA, 4485 posts

16 Jul 2007 2:36pm

Ha ha ha Blaster, celebratory beers have indeed been rare for you (and your purple skinned bretheren) this year.

Well at least the arm toning watching the mighty Eagles get thunped didn't go to waste. I imagine that extra strength was handy for holding your bucket as you ralphed up your sphiny yesterday.

Karma has turned to haunt the shockers after years of pulling 1 point wins outta there butts it has swung to 1-4 point losses several times this season. I don't actually enjoy seeing the Dockers lose but I do love the 'cat's bums' expressions on the smart alecs and other bitter 'Docker-chips-on-the-shoulder' folk at work though.

At least September should be intersting for just about the whole country this year. Minus that small principality of Purplusfremantilus.

The Earth is slow but the ox is patient..... oh and the dockers are just bloody excrutiatingly painful for their supporters!

Good luck next year (with a new coach and captain).

meerkat

644 posts

meerkat

WA, 644 posts

16 Jul 2007 3:30pm

quote:
Originally posted by havox
hey mate im a personal trainer over here

I knew there was something fishy about you havox. Bloody farking personal trainers. All they do is shout at you and tell you how useless you are. Then its "come on you weakling just one more" and when you reach the point where you normally give up they shout even louder and everybody in the gym thinks you are as weak as piss. All you want to do is bash the crap out of them for making you hurt and look stupid but you can't even lift your arms high enough to give them the finger let alone swing a punch. grrrrrr.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

16 Jul 2007 6:19pm

sounds like you have had a personal trainer before meerkat?
by the sounds of u , u were not happy.no worries,there is hope.
there is always the biggest looooooooser.LOL

shooterMcgavin

90 posts

shooterMcgavin

WA, 90 posts

16 Jul 2007 4:24pm

to be a complete ****ing mentle case simple as that

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

lotofwind

NSW, 6451 posts

16 Jul 2007 6:35pm

shooter?????????????????????????????????

lancekenny

402 posts

lancekenny

SA, 402 posts

16 Jul 2007 6:07pm

go to the gym and do a pump class, nothing works you harder - and as a side benefit the majority of the class is female, the down side is - no matter how strong you think you are - guaranteed you will have women lifting more than you, faster and longer than you so set up at the back of the class and only start with a max of a 10kg bar... doesnt sound like much be re - evaluate that thought at the end of the session...

Go the mighty Dockers...

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