HEY IDIOT WHO THINKS ITS "COOL" TO HAVE NO REGARD FOR THE KITE SURF WORLD
HERE IS SOMETHING THAT I THINK IS "COOL"
"RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT RESPECT"
"SAFETY 1ST SAFETY 1ST SAFETY 1ST SAFETY 1ST"
1. KNOW THE LOCAL RULES BUT IF YOUR TO TUF OR TO COOL TO KNOW THE LOCAL RULES EITHER ASK A LOCAL RIDER
2. KNOW THE CONDITIONS AND IDENTIFY THE OBSTRUCTIONS
3. HAVE THE RIGHT EQUIPMENT FOR THE CONDITIONS THIS INCLUDES "UP TO DATE "AKSA" MEMBERSHIP WITH CURRENT TAG DISPLAYED ON YOUR HARNESS IF YOU FAIL TO HAVE THIS DO NOT DO NOT DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE TALK, LOOK, OR RIDE WITHIN 200FT OF ME AS I DONT WANT YOU DISTROYING ME OR ANY OTHER LOCAL KITERS OR OUR GEAR
4. IF YOU DONT KNOW THE AREA YOUR RIDING IN
ASK THE LOCAL RIDERS KNOW YOUR LIMITS
5. DO NOT UNDER ANY SIRCIMSTANCE JUMP, KITE LOOP, JUMP WITH KITE LOOP, SAND SKI, SAND SKI WITH KITE LOOP, ACT LIKE IDIOT, ACT LIKE IDIOT WITH KITE LOOP, DISRESPECT, DISRESPECT WITH KITE LOOP, DISRESPECT, DISRESPECT THE MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC, DISRESPECT THE LOCAL CREW, AS YOU DONT KNOW WHO THEY ARE, WHAT THEY ARE ( YOU MAY BE RIDING WITH A COP, A LAWYER, A DOCTOR WHO YOU WOULD WANT TO SAVE YOUR DUMB ASS WHEN YOU STUFF UP OR THE PRESIDENT OF THE LOCAL CLUB OR BETTER STILL THE PRESIDENT OF "AKSA") WHO MAY HAVE THE POWER TO AWARD YOU A LIFE BAN FROM THE SPORT" THEN HOW COOL WILL YOU BE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT NEWS TRAVELS FASTER THEN YOU PAL.
6. GET EXPERIENCE BEFORE YOU RIDE THE WAVES
7. DO NOT ASK ME OR ANYONE ELSE FOR [a]. PUMP [b]. BEER [c]. TO RIDE ANYONE ELSE'S GEAR [D]. BEER
8. ONCE PUMPED UP AND YOU HAVE "ASKED KINDLY" FOR A LAUNCH KNOWING THE DANGERS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC AROUND YOU THEN YOU "KINDLY THANK" THE KITER WHO WAS KIND ENOUGH TO LAUNCH YOU MOVE DIRECTLY TO THE WATER OBSERVING RULE NUMBER NUMBER FIVE (5)
9. DO NOT GET IN ANY ELSE'S WAY
10. DO NOT JUMP OR "TRY" TO DO TRICKS IN FRONT OF ANY OTHER KITER OR CLOSE TO THE SHORE THAT MAY OR WILL HARM ANY OTHER MEMBER OF THE PUBLIC
11. DO NOT RIDE WITHIN 300 METERS AROUND OF THE SWIMMING FLAGS
12. "FLAGS" YOU WILL AND YOU MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST MUST STAY THE F**K AWAY FROM AS THE CONSEQUENCES CAN OFTEN BE CATASTROPHIC TO YOU AND THOSE AROUND YOU "SAFETY 1ST SAFETY 1ST"
13. "FLAGS" ARE THOSE RED AND YELLOW THINGS THAT FLAP IN THE WIND WERE LAW ABIDING CITIZENS "UNLIKE YOU" HAVE THE RIGHT TO ENJOY AND THAT WE MUST MUST MUST STAY AWAY FROM
14. OBSERVE "ALL" ORDERS OF LOCAL AND STATE LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES AND OFFICERS THIS INCLUDES LIFEGUARDS "PAYED AND VOLUNTEER"
15. ENJOY OUR BEACH WITH RESPECT, COURTESY, DISCIPLINE BUT MOST OF ALL SAFETY
16. INSURE THAT YOU LEAVE YOUR SMART MOUTH KNOW IT ALL "PRO" RIDER ATTITUDE AT HOME
17. MAKE SURE YOU KNOW YOUR DENTIST AND PLASTIC SURGEON'S NAME AND PHONE NUMBER SO WHEN YOU GET YOUR KNOW IT ALL SMART MOUTH DOODLE HEAD SMASHED THEY WILL RECONSTRUCT YOU BACK INTO A NON SMART MOUTH KNOW IT ALL "PRO" RIDER
18. DO TO OTHERS AS OTHERS DO TO YOU IN OTHER WORDS DONT BE A SMART MOUTH UNLESS YOU WANT A SMART MOUTH BACK
19. LEAVE ""OUR"" BEACH AS YOU FOUND IT
20. UNDERSTAND THESE 20 VERY SIMPLE COMMON SENSE
SO IF THE ******* WANKERS ON THERE ******* WANKER BOARDS FROM OUT OF TOWN WHO THINK THAT THEY CAN COME RIGHT ON IN AND ACT LIKE G DAM ASSHOLES SHOWING OFF THINKING THEY ARE "SO COOL" WITH NO RESPECT FOR OTHER RIDERS THE BEACH BUT MOST OF ALL THE PUBLIC ON ONE OF THE BEACHES WE HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO USE BY DOING WHAT THEY DO WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MATE'S
DO YOU AND ALL YOUR ******* P*SSY MATES UNDERSTAND
YOU HAVE PISSED OF HEAPS OF PEOPLE WHO KNOW AND
FOR SOME OF US WHO HAVE BEEN RIDING TOGETHER KNOWING
HOW EACH OTHER RIDES FOR MANY YEARS BUT MOST OF ALL HAVE
THE ULTIMATE RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER
DO NOT EVER EVER SHOW YOUR FACES AROUND HERE AGAIN
DO I MAKE MYSELF PERFECTLY CLEAR
FOR THOSE WHO KNOW ME LETS PROTECT THE BEACH THE LIFE AND THE SPORT THAT WE ALL LOVE
AND FOR THOSE WHO DONT """GO AWAY""
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