eeeewwwwwww

terryzarmzof said...

2 guys were kiting in budgie smugglers at my local beach yesterday, if it was you please note you are banned for life and required to hand in your kites to the police.
That was quite disturbing. Please help stamp out this weird and gay practice.

I've noticed a disturbing correlation between old fat bald German (the younger ones seem to be more up to date with global swim wear practices) tourists and the use of budgie smugglers on the beach. I'm also pretty convinced that the wearing of these by our friendly euro's is the primary cause for the increase in lesbians, after all, if you were a woman and you saw this horrific sight, would you not also instantly turn gay?

My solution to the problem is simple. Search incoming flights from Germany for the said contraband and ensure that it is added to the "items to declare" form in the airports with mandatory expulsion for those who don't declare. We could also ensure that they are issued with pamphlets with titles like "No, you do not look good in a speedo if you are a male", "Why speedos are reserved for the olympics" and "Budgie smugglers are disgusting - A woman's side of the story". There is no logic reason for anyone to bring these into the country, they're more dangerous than drugs or knives.

Surfingboye you need to have a few feeds of this tucker to build those buns up




In case you cant work it out - its deep fried rat - good muscle building grub

hey kiterider, what is that? a deep fried qual.
did you really live in indonesia???

I was hopeing to never see that pic of the dude in the orange dick togs ever again!!!!!!!
Thanks for that.....NOT
ps....this is where we need the smile face icon thats throwing up.

I heard a group of people regularly go up Wedge Island to kite...
Is this how it got its name
Think GreenPat, our esteemed administrator was involved...
Said something about how it gave him his stoke back......

Variety is interesting...its when everyone is dressed the same that it gets boring.

Wal kites in budgie smugglers all the time- with the peas packed one either side of the baby carrot- doncha Wal....

i have seen hundreds of ppl wearing boardshorts over wetsuits. i have never seen anyone kite ini just a wetsuit they all have boardsshorts over the top

SmellySkater said...

Budgie smugglers are almost as bad as board shorts over a wetsuit, has anyone seen that before?

OMG, Smelly your back. Did you take up windsurfing... i hope so.

this is a very disturbing thread, flowrider, eeeewww!

Hey I have no problem with young good looking guys in budgie smugglers!!! go ahead boys - i'll have a good long look!!!!

davem207 said...

as long as you kite in a thong then......

I will if you will (just not till summer its f**kin freezing atm)

Yeah I sometimes wear undies or budgie smugglers under my boardies (but never on their own). It's to prevent the rashes - but that's only a problem if you're well hung.

And I sometimes wear board shorts over the wettie when doing a downwinder, because then I have a convenient thing called a pocket to keep some money for the bus fare back to the car.