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sebol
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4 Mar 2010 10:24pm
What's the go with caning post because they are getting overheated???
We all enjoy a fair argument and the recently posted GF post was a fine example.
If people are too stupid to take a joke on board, let them scream ,shout and vomit their anger.
At least we all get a good laugh about it.
I don't see how you could be held responsible in anyway so if people e-mail you just don't reply and tell them to HTFU
You could also ban all the S%%t stirrers from this site but it would make for a pretty bland boring read.
Just a thought and bring on the red thumbs!!!!!!
gruezi
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4 Mar 2010 11:56pm
He owns the kn site, he can do as he pleases....get it.
Era
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5 Mar 2010 12:11am
I posted the orginal GF post to start with was a funny post to start with i thought, if ya going to post ads like that be prepared for a bit of #$@* to many PC people these days , need to lighten up.

and soooooooo

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of bandages."

"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way.

"What about all these plaster purchases? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a patient?"

"Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of plaster."

"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
stabber
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5 Mar 2010 4:56am
and now for some handy tax tips.......
axis
axis
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5 Mar 2010 8:08am
Is it cheaper buying kites internationally?????

Where's Erik?
Nickoff
Nickoff
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5 Mar 2010 9:15am
that tax ones nowhere near as good as this one.......

The ATO decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the ATO office.

The ATO auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his Lawyer
The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no
full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money
gambling.

I'm not sure the ATO finds that believable.

I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it,' says Grandpa.
'How about a demonstration?'

The auditor thinks for a moment and said, 'Okay. Go ahead.'

Grandpa says, 'I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite my own eye.'

The auditor thinks a moment and says, 'It's a bet.'

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it.

The auditor's jaw drops.

Grandpa says, 'Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my
other eye..'

Now the auditor can tell Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye.

The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with
Grandpa's Lawyer as a witness.
He starts to get nervous.
'Want to go double or nothing?' Grandpa asks 'I'll bet you six thousand
dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk, and pee into that
wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between.'

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and
decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he
agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains
mightily, he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side,
so he pretty much urinates all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss
into a huge win.

But Grandpa's own attorney moans and puts his head in his hands.

'Are you okay?' the auditor asks.

'Not really,' says the attorney.
'This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet
me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pi ss all
over your desk and that you'd be happy about it!'
superlizard
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5 Mar 2010 10:08am
sebol said...

What's the go with caning post because they are getting overheated???
We all enjoy a fair argument and the recently posted GF post was a fine example.
If people are too stupid to take a joke on board, let them scream ,shout and vomit their anger.
At least we all get a good laugh about it.
I don't see how you could be held responsible in anyway so if people e-mail you just don't reply and tell them to HTFU
You could also ban all the S%%t stirrers from this site but it would make for a pretty bland boring read.
Just a thought and bring on the red thumbs!!!!!!


totally agree...
although i suspect there must have been some stuff posted or similar that most of us haven't seen, which could have caused legal implications... which is why he canned it. only guessing...

But on the other hand, the reason i come here is to read some funny stuff, and sometimes to read/give some useful kite related info... well, and coz i'm addicted kiteboarder also... but the thing is there hasn't been that much good quality humor around here lately (as another long timer mentioned in another thread also). We need more stuff like that around here... humour... good vibes... lots of videos and pics posted (without negativity that scares people off)... "sexy kite pics" thread like they do on some other forum... and almost 400 pages of it on a single topic ... bring on the good kitesurfing vibes i say...
Saffer
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5 Mar 2010 11:18am
Only thing more hated than the IRS are traffic cops so here goes:

While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love asked 'What's your hurry?'

To which she replied: 'I'm late for work.'

'Oh yeah,' said the cop, 'what do you do?'

I'm a rectum stretcher,' she responded.

The cop stammered, 'A what?............A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?'

'Well,' she said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide.'

'And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?' he asked

'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge...

Traffic Ticket $95.00,
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face.......PRICELESS
gruezi
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5 Mar 2010 8:20am
LMFAO Saffer
Bully
Bully
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5 Mar 2010 10:33am
while we are on it.....

Hung Lo calls into work and says, ‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Lo, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Lo calls again. ‘I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house’

never trust a bloke called Hung Lo
laurie
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5 Mar 2010 1:54pm
sebol said...

What's the go with caning post because they are getting overheated???
We all enjoy a fair argument and the recently posted GF post was a fine example.
If people are too stupid to take a joke on board, let them scream ,shout and vomit their anger.
At least we all get a good laugh about it.


So .. a long standing user requests his login suspended because of the grief he is getting via phone & email, and now we should all sit back and have a "good laugh about it".

Half the GF topic was removed because of the abuse that a couple of punters were throwing at each other. I can understand your comments Sebol, but I'd like to suggest you didn't see the whole story.

Nuggets such as "you are a pure mother ****er for uploading my personal photos to this forum and keep on doing it till I bust your ass open in court for invasion of privacy." .. noice!

I don't get it. People using the forum to make life unpleasant for others. And now the suggestion we should let it run so we can all have a good laugh?

Sorry... if people complain about getting abused, and I can clearly see it, then yeah .. posts will be removed / locked.

Last time I checked, this is a KITESURFING forum. Something we do for FUN... if laughing at somebody elses drama is your sport, you need to find a new forum, sorry.

Here's what this forum is all about:

www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Help/ForumRules.aspx

Trent R
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5 Mar 2010 12:22pm
I've learned kite surfing from "Idiot" at Leighton beach for free because I couldn't afford the lessons.
He was the best guy I've ever seen in this sport and it was pretty ugly to see how you all are exposing his personal life here for a good laugh.

Seabreeze is a scary place, People will do anything to entertain them selves
tightlines
tightlines
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5 Mar 2010 12:43pm
Good onya Laurie, It's your ship (so to speak) so you should get to set the course.

I think you strike a pretty good balance of letting some things run for a while if there is some humour etc involved, but 'moderating' when things start getting to far off track or personal.

There is other sites around if folk's want a free for all, this is a water lovers site after all, and should remain fun and accessible to all, male and female, young and old.
sebol
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5 Mar 2010 12:49pm
Sorry but that is a piss weak answer

I don't recall giving you my mobile number so if he gets bothered by phone calls, remove it from your profile
Did you think about that???

Getting abused by e-mail???, sorry, life must be very tough for you. I probably got the most abusive e-mail on record for a certain post about life savers 3 years ago. I am working on it, my Psy is telling me that I am heading in the right direction, he also shared a priceless word of wisdom:

HTFU

PM me and I can organise a new e-mail with Yahoo, hotmail, gmail and every other 1000's of e-mail providers for free

Thank you mother Theresa for making sure that our feelings don't get hurt
Can I PM you if someone burn me on a wave so you can ban him for 6 years???

superlizard
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5 Mar 2010 4:12pm
Trent R said...

I've learned kite surfing from "Idiot" at Leighton beach for free because I couldn't afford the lessons.
He was the best guy I've ever seen in this sport and it was pretty ugly to see how you all are exposing his personal life here for a good laugh.

Seabreeze is a scary place, People will do anything to entertain them selves


good on him for teaching you...

I don't think "all" have exposed his personal life though. Not all seabreezers are that bad, and have evil intentions. Unfortunately some perhaps do. I guess the line was crossed from humorous to going over board when it started getting personal... When someone started identifying the party in question... and the stuff about personal details etc... However, Idiot could have saved him self some grief by simply not commenting. No one would know nor care if it really was him.. and even if it was, so what.

Only people who dont have fulfilled life need someone else's garbage to make them feel better. I've been accused of things related to kiting incidents in few threads over the years just because i commented on those threads (once by Idiot ironically).. but i just played along... I reckon the smarter thing is to just stay away rather than trying to defend your self as you run risk of digging your self in even deeper...

It is sad though... we've seen Alex Sanz leave... then Surfingboye.... now Idiot... (i'm not in any way comparing them to each other... just mentioning as an example... although some of them may have contributed to their bans themselves...)

In terms of HTFU - it's not something you can just do... you are either born with it, or you develop it over time through experience... but even then, you really have to be non-human not to get steered up if someone attacks you personally...

ANd i don't think anyone puts their phone number in the profile... it's when you sell your gear that you put your phone number... meaning anyone bullied out of the Seabreeze has to cancel their ads etc... which is not very convenient. I guess they can always re-open another account... Still, i don't get why would someone go through the effort of getting someone's phone off the seabreeze and calling them to abuse them, or even send emails... WTF, if there is no wind, there must be something else interesting in life that people can do instead of abusing others, or writing long replies to meaningless threads ...

in the end, we are all here coz we got something in common...

Damn... if this is the start of the non-season... what's gonna happen by the end of it...

scotta
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5 Mar 2010 1:44pm
hello all,

... long time listener, first time caller....

don't normally post but felt the need to on this occasion

this is essentially a debate on free speech vs right to privacy and right to not be abused

..and just like in our society some rules do exist..... (and need to exist)

... a balance needs to be found, and in this case laurie has intervened to achieve that balance

we all do things we latter regret

i say leave the poor guy alone and lets all stop acting like idio.... I mean fools

just my $0.02
Gorgo
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5 Mar 2010 5:02pm
"Can't you take a joke?" is the traditional defence of the bully.

The latest piece of cyber offensiveness is telling people to HTFU.

You would not tolerate any of this behaviour in person. Why is it ok to give people a hard time on an internet forum devoted to a sport?

There are plenty of forums specifically devoted to bad behavour. Even Seabreeze has the "Shooting the breeze..." forum where redneck behaviour is tolerable (or even expected).
Bigwavedave
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5 Mar 2010 7:46pm
sebol said...

Sorry but that is a piss weak answer

I don't recall giving you my mobile number so if he gets bothered by phone calls, remove it from your profile
Did you think about that???

Getting abused by e-mail???, sorry, life must be very tough for you. I probably got the most abusive e-mail on record for a certain post about life savers 3 years ago. I am working on it, my Psy is telling me that I am heading in the right direction, he also shared a priceless word of wisdom:

HTFU

PM me and I can organise a new e-mail with Yahoo, hotmail, gmail and every other 1000's of e-mail providers for free

Thank you mother Theresa for making sure that our feelings don't get hurt
Can I PM you if someone burn me on a wave so you can ban him for 6 years???




Very narrow minded viewpoint mate. Put yourself in he other guy's position.

Most people who laugh at other peoples misfortunes/weaknesses are usually hiding some kind of insecurity of their own.

Laurie is right- this is a kitesurfing forum all about fun but not at someone else's expense.

theDoctor
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5 Mar 2010 10:10pm


i thought the idea of the ad in question to be genius.

sleek1
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5 Mar 2010 10:34pm
must admit some japanese chicks are kinda hot.
colinwill78
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6 Mar 2010 12:05am
Its been a while, So...... what ever happened to AlexSans?
Mister Dugong
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5 Mar 2010 9:25pm
idiot has made some classic comments, will he be back?
Factory
Factory
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5 Mar 2010 10:26pm
Along the lines with the remarks just above...I dont see what all the fuss was about with his ad.

First thing I thought when I saw it was, yeah kinda funny but simply a guy trying to hook up with a cute japanese girl via the internet.

Seems pretty normal by todays standards.

Good luck to the guy and yes, Japanese girls are hot!

Shame on the Idiot "flamers"
SLIDA
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5 Mar 2010 10:55pm
Bring back the SanZZZZZZZ!!!!! Laughter will ensure......
Mark _australia
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5 Mar 2010 11:08pm
Trent R said...

I've learned kite surfing from "Idiot" at Leighton beach for free because I couldn't afford the lessons.
He was the best guy I've ever seen in this sport and it was pretty ugly to see how you all are exposing his personal life here for a good laugh.

Seabreeze is a scary place, People will do anything to entertain them selves



No Trent, it is the kite forum.

Seems the poley forum gets about 10% as much of this sh!t as the kiting forum. The infighting amongst you blokes just beggars belief.

How the hell you all plan to defy Joondalups plan to ban you from some areas with the general attitude I see is beyond imagination.

And I think that is interesting.

Greenfinger
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5 Mar 2010 11:51pm
^^^^^ Hmmm wonder what the percentage of w/surfers to kiters is ???
Could it be around 10%.
Andrash
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6 Mar 2010 8:49am
Mark _australia said...



How the hell you all plan to defy Joondalups plan to ban you from some areas with the general attitude I see is beyond imagination.

And I think that is interesting.



...point taken...
...luckily there are plenty of kiters out there (many may not bother posting here) who are beyond this rebellious-cool-to-be-a-looser HTFU-ish attitude in which so many posters are stuck.......times and people are changing, though...just watch...
Zed
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6 Mar 2010 9:45am
sebol said...

What's the go with caning post because they are getting overheated???
We all enjoy a fair argument and the recently posted GF post was a fine example.
If people are too stupid to take a joke on board, let them scream ,shout and vomit their anger.
At least we all get a good laugh about it.
I don't see how you could be held responsible in anyway so if people e-mail you just don't reply and tell them to HTFU
You could also ban all the S%%t stirrers from this site but it would make for a pretty bland boring read.
Just a thought and bring on the red thumbs!!!!!!


I'm not sure if you're new to the internet, but abusing one another in a forum is a bit passe. It's been done to death. Poster 1 posts something, poster 2 responds with hysterical, sarcastic comment, much hilarity ensues for 5 pages+ as grown men insult each other, thread gets locked.

Now that my little friend is "bland" and "boring".
Gorgo
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6 Mar 2010 4:15pm
Mark _australia said...
...Seems the poley forum gets about 10% as much of this sh!t as the kiting forum. ...


That's because every second post on the windsurf forum is bagging kiters.
Smedg
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6 Mar 2010 4:42pm
Trent R said...

I've learned kite surfing from "Idiot" at Leighton beach for free because I couldn't afford the lessons.
He was the best guy I've ever seen in this sport and it was pretty ugly to see how you all are exposing his personal life here for a good laugh.

Seabreeze is a scary place, People will do anything to entertain them selves



Free lessons you say. You don't seem japanese or female from your typing. man its hard to get a true sense of people over the internet.
Andrash
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7 Mar 2010 12:40am
...I am not sure about you poley guys...rigging up your things in the avo (just as I did 20 years ago)....go out, have fun...but at the end of the day you have that strange urge to hang out on this forum....rarely anything positive from you......
...don't miss me...you are welcome....but just wondering about your true motives......
....will you share ??
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