Guitar Hero ay?
You can practice your best 'Rock god with foot up on the foldback wedge' just substitute a nice flowery cushion for the foldback wedge!
As for your hospital care; I am not gonna bag nurses n docs (my wifey is a nurse) but the level of care does vary wildly. It seems if you are a strapping bloke then the HTFU does seem to come into play a bit too.
Generally speaking you get as good care, if not better in public hospys (staffing levels etc are generally more lean in the private sector).
When I had my shoulder op privately a couple of years ago I had excellent pre-care and op, but the post op care was very bloody ordinary indeed.

So much so that after quite a long time barfing my guts (due to the opiods used for pain/anaesth) and wife and I being told "Yeh - weve given him everything we should" wifey had to get (uncharacteristically) stroppy and run through a list of standard items they should have given to relieve nausea straight off. None had been given, so at that stage she let them know she was a senior nurse and would like a word to the nurse manager (CN). Complete change in attitude from that point on.


I couldn't help but laugh, tried to anyhoo, and (head still in bucket at this stage) gave her the thumbs up and mumbled "Top work.."
In fairness, medical folks do have to be careful letting peeps know they can have as much fun juice as they like, as many will try to abuse the goodies. When your leg ahs been re-arranged all bets should be off though!! BTW, the pain shot usually isn't 'all you can scoff buffet' and is regulated no matter how many times you push it. If you don't push it however there is no relief, so it was very average that they didn't let you know that. Most likely it was yet another case of an overworked individual cutting corners to get all the patients done.
When in medical care it is always a case of the squeeky wheel getting the fun juice and the tuff it out and silent types getting fek all.
Anyway - wasn't all bad and relief was obviously provided by your angel (sponge baths - hubba hubba).

As someone said good friends and rellies help recovery enormously.. best of luck bud, and a good cautionary tale for everyone (myself included) about shallow water shananigans.
Take care Rock God.