Or you can bolt a pair of ski boots to ya skateboard and practice your flickie spinnie stuff. Boots make it easier to land any trick,takes way less skill to pretend your wakeboarding. Kiters in the waves are now putting boots on their surfboard so they can cheat as well.
Wakeboarders have started putting really high attachment poles on the back of their boats in a mocking way.
I enjoy "midget throwing" as it helps my pumping skills
It's actually quite easy to get little cousins and nephews to help rake up the leaves by promising you'll hurl them into the pile when it's done. That way you get to drink beer while they do the housework AND hurl midgets.