Oh my god,
You remembered my name, I have been endorsed by a legend




I am so happy I could cry but it wouldn't look legit so I won't.
Instead I will dwell in my miserable life while waiting for the next episode of your journey.
I can't wait to see you pull the 2880 degree flicky flick.
PS: could you kite nude in your next vid (return to nature, raw state, that has to be legit) or maybe even better an instructional video "learn to kite the legit way" with the obligatory 35 minutes shot of yourself doing warm ups in front of a full scale mirror.
Thanks for bringing me into your argument with Ian, I realise that being a legend is not easy, despite your legion of green thumbing fans, it must be really hard to realise that not everyone adheres to your own style of over inflated ego.
I can't wait for the new season and I am sure that you will give me a lot more material to laugh at.
Keep flicking (maybe try a polo shirt, that would look wicked).
Yours truly,
a devoted fan

